Joshua Kapellen

SRE, Dad, Human.

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@Hx950828 @SantelJonesB4L @elonmusk Hope you're well on that side of our tiny planet friend.
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@GovTimWalz @GovTimWalz Deploy the guard now. Time to honor the spirit and history of the First Minnesota. If you don't we will.

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@Sivaram_V @Eric_L_Roe @sosonis @ZacksJerryRig I also don't think they really want a national park visit, they want a Disneyland visit. I don't need an overpriced smoothie; plenty of park to explore without getting anywhere near the congested areas. Some of my favorite park visits were to places that aren't even on the map.

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@FilibertoPeril1 @ChefChip @MarsCuriosity Isn’t the rover by definition an “alien”? It was created on another planet. So… Aliens. Seriously.

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@Gavpwn @MarkmarkmarkD @Akamai When your PS4 is updating can you use it? Or do you have to wait until it's updated?🤔

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@LazyBoss11 @SeriouslyLatino @tjward98 @lourdesgnavarro In Minneapolis the parks have their own police as MN Peace Officers and in the past have used the MPD to bolster for events. https://t.co/Dga2hjFxHd

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@jvallery @VestigialEthics @bketelsen Optical for Thunderbolt might be worth a home run or two though...

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@DepressedDarth Jar Jar - They should have martyred him in the landing platform attack.

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@mashable "Came up with the idea" - https://t.co/FLkJuaR9YD I bought one on a ferry from Ireland to the UK in 2009.

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The irony is not wasted on this one when people are obliviously blocking the walkways at #devopsdays . #observability 😆

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@SensiHannah @DamienCarlisle @ChrystalWRox @FoldableHuman @jonrosenberg @scalzi @MrGervaisWrites @Murderblonde @tsampson @rp_browne @DrNerdLove @clairnotclaire @Eric_P_Smith @artur_coba @doug2484 Trolls are best left unfed to whither away. Luckily the twitter block actually works pretty well.

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@fred_guttenberg I’m so sorry for your loss Fred. It’s completely senseless. Sadly I think even had it been one of @realDonaldTrump ‘s own children he probably wouldn’t care. I think he’s likely only to truly care in that short time between the rifle crack and his own fade to black.

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@WellsFargo Congratulations on your becoming a case study for why companies need Site Reliability Engineering. O’Reilly has a great book on the subject.

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@WellsFargo It would be great if you could share the RCA after the incident so those of us that trust our finances to you can make an informed decision instead of just guessing. #transparencybuildstrust

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@washingtonpost was all https://t.co/OYhfPWPnsX with their SuperBowl ad last night and I loved it!

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@GenoRenoTwitch You’ve been hanging out with the wrong women me thinks. You might want to get an STD screen.

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I’ve been using Digital Ocean for years and thanks to them, my Kubernetes just got simpler with #DOKS by @DigitalOcean https://t.co/JbPJjqqaMq

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Anyone else hum the theme to Indiana Jones when you’re ducking under your garage door as it closes?

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@therealroseanne I found an error on your website, it says you have a show on ABC on Tuesday nights @ 8pm EDT. #notsoonenough