Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.
Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.
I’ve been making YouTube videos since I was 14 years old and it’s because of that that I am where I am today.
But let’s be real: this is really just about forcing through Digital ID. UK Gov tried before and public revolted, U-turning and making it optional. This time, they’re forcing it through using child safety as a smokescreen.
Absolute class from Augusto Batalla tonight. 👏
Around the 35th minute of the UEFA Conference League Final between Rayo Vallecano and Crystal Palace, with the game locked at 0-0, Batalla noticed a supporter in serious medical distress in the stands.
Without a second of hesitation, he sat down on the pitch and desperately signaled to the referee to stop the match immediately. Play was halted, medics rushed over, and the fan was safely attended to and taken care of.
That’s bigger than football. ❤️
In the biggest game of the season, Batalla showed what truly matters — human life comes first. Massive respect to him, the officials, and the medical team for reacting so quickly.
Football needs more moments like this. Praying the supporter is okay now.
Sometimes. Just sometimes, football can be so beautiful. 👑🩵
Pep Guardiola and Bernardo Silva are both in tears as he leaves the pitch for the final time as a Man City player.
One person has been taken to hospital following a serious assault at St Enoch Square at around 2.15pm.
The area is closed off as officers investigate.
Police say they don’t believe there’s any wider risk to the public.
On the day that captain James Tavernier has announced he will leave Rangers at the end of the season, take a look back at him reaching 100 league goals back in January ⚽️⤵️
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