mi

a rich man

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when u’re having a bad day as an adult

[ً @artfuIchaos]

It’s a privilege to experience me. as a friend, lover and everything in between.

[randoms @sensibleyaps]

in a world full of cortisols be someone's serotonin

[dunia kegelisahan @IndonesiaFedera]

TRIK JAM TIDUR
BIAR PAS BANGUN GAK LEMES

1. Kalau lo harus bangun jam 7 pagi
Tidur di: 21.45 / 23.15 / 00.45 / 02.15

2. Kalau lo harus bangun jam 8 pagi
Tidur di: 22.45 / 00.15 / 01.45 / 03.15

3. Kalau lo harus bangun jam 6 pagi
Tidur di: 20.45 / 22.15 / 23.45 / 01.15

4. Kenapa jamnya aneh?
Karena tidur itu siklus (±90 menit),
kalau bangun di tengah siklus = badan lo
makin capek.

[ᴊᴏᴇ ʟᴇᴇ @iamjoelee]

Dalam kes arwah Amirul dilanggar mati celaka tu, ada dua mangsa keadaan ramai tak berapa fikirkan.

Dua orang jiran aku dalam Myvi biru tu.

This is what they're going through now.

Aku sembang ngan meka pun buntu camna nak bantu.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

fast learner with short term memory loss

[putcat՞ @oiiputcat]

kamu ga ngejar dia lagi?

ga ah capek, dia liar banget kek babi

[meowing😸 @akagamirawr_]

maaf ya kalo hidupku masih gini-gini aja, soalnya aku kira 5 tahun kedepan aku udah ga ada

[ephntm @ehiatamiii]

"takut nyusahin orang" is one of my overthinking.

[nadhir @NadhirNasar]

yang mahal tidak pernah memaksa untuk dipilih

[Harram @_harramm]

fasting for 13 hours straight and being full after 10 minutes is a prime example of how temporary the pleasure of this world is and how small this life is

[hz. @xoloxt]

fasting is easy, controlling your NAFS is the real challenge

[Ma'mun @AlMamunnnn]

When you realise you can't recite Astagfirullah thrice in one breath.

[Mimie Rahman | Counsellor @mimierhmn]

Tolong lah jangan buat chatGPT caricature trend.

It is not worth it.

[mi @c4mi143]

life update: i got A+ for thesis

[mi @c4mi143]

stressnya weh thesis sengsara

[mi @c4mi143]

im so sorry but i dont do sex, go find someone else thank you.

[Daniel Adetona @daniel_adetona]

document everything in 2026

[awlivv @awlivv69]

rt if you fucking hate AI