Burnt Toast

They/She/He 🏳️‍⚧️

[Burnt Toast @c4mryn_]

I cleaned it up and I just never want to take it off

[Burnt Toast @c4mryn_]

My new favorite part of my week is when I go to the farmers market get a burrito and let these two vendors (old man and young man) ask me questions in between helping customers

[lucky @irereieri]

no like please he’s like my friend and we like flirt sometimes and like i wanna eat him

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[moonglade @gxre_lxve]

keep pressing on my bruises im close

[Flow Hardy @flowhardy_]

I hope you have sex dreams about me tonight.

[moonglade @gxre_lxve]

what if we just kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed

[Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️ @estherzelda0514]

This is less car seat culture and more a tacit admission that cars are very dangerous unless you're precisely who they are designed for: a 5'9" man who weighs 165 lbs. Once the girl is an adult, cars are still not designed for her, but since she will be a woman and not a child, nobody gives a damn.

[Noah 🇺🇦 @NoahMF]

All of the founding fathers would have a bit of culture shock today. Except Benjamin Franklin. Give him a few hours and he’d have a tinder account set up.

[linda @itgirlbackup]

I loooveee this Jacquemus number

[Burnt Toast @c4mryn_]

Parked at work waiting for my shift and I’m feeding my coworkers gummy bears like I’m at a zoo safari

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

#America250

[Dan Martland @DanTVusa]

“Happy Birthday America”

[Icy @whereicy]

The relationship works better when you’re both perverts

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[Ayesha @gothichijabi]

i think taylor swift should pay for everyone in nyc’s electric bill for this month

[Sylvie ♱ @sylveonxo]

can I seduce you with my brown stupid eyes

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across