Matthew Caplis

Never knowingly be serious. Purdue ‘21🚂

[Matthew Caplis @C4PLIS]

Let's get this br(happiness)ead

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Proud to be an American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[JD Vance @JDVance]

If we want to stop political violence like what happened to Charlie Kirk, we have to be honest about the people who are celebrating it and the people who are financing it.

My closing remarks on today's episode of the Charlie Kirk Show:

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

"society is collapsing"

no, your 20-year experiment with perverted communist judeo-satanic debauchery and destruction is ending and we are returning to christian patriotism

you cannot stop this

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

Braden Smith tonight:

39 Minutes
31 Points
11/15 FG
5/7 3PT
6 Rebounds
4 Assists
2 Steals

Best Point Guard in the country. 🚂

[BoilerMuse @BoilerMuse]

Bama fans heard walking out of Mackey:

“Best arena I’ve ever been to”

“If I wasn’t a Bama fan that’d be the best game I’ve ever seen”

Mackey is the best environment in college basketball 😮‍💨🔥

[BoilerMuse @BoilerMuse]

Purdue basketball showing up to once again beat the allegations:

“Without Zach Edey Purdue is nothing”

“No Jaden Ivey Purdue is cooked”

“Lost Carsen Edwards no more stars on Purdue”

[Matthew Caplis @C4PLIS]

No. 13 MY ASSSSSS #BTFU #purduebasketball

[Matthew Caplis @C4PLIS]

SEC Titles

USA: 92
Rest of World: 0

We would rinse them all.

[Purdue Men's Basketball @BoilerBall]

Showed out tonight.

Zach Edey vs. Brooklyn
PTS: 25
FGs: 11-12
REBS: 12
BLKS; 4

Jaden Ivey vs. the Lakers
PTS: 26
REBS: 4
ASTS: 4

[Boiler Express Podcast 🎙️ @BoilerExpress_]

Zach Edey becomes the first rookie to have:
25 + points
10 + rebounds
4 + blocks
FG% of 90+%

In a single game since Hakeem Olajuwon.

[Jack @jackunheard]

🚨BREAKING: The New York State Supreme Court has determined that all New York City employees terminated for not getting vaccinated must be reinstated with back pay. The court stated that "vaccination does not prevent an individual from contracting or spreading COVID-19."

THIS IS HUGE!

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨 TRUMP ON ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT

SCHULZ: “Are you scared?”
TRUMP: “No. I’m not scared. I have an attitude of it is what it is. I felt I had to go back…and I had no guitar. 🎸If you have a guitar, it’s easy.”
SCHULZ: “I thought you said Qatar.”
TRUMP: “No, I have Qatar.” 😂 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why are so many people raging FOR the machine? 😂

[Simon Ateba @simonateba]

BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court has just now STRUCK DOWN the Biden-Harris plan to use taxpayer funds to pay off student loans.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

What "MAGA" really means

The phrase has troubled liberals who think it is a call for a return to an America before civil rights, gay rights, and women's rights. But I have a more generous interpretation, one that is truer to my experience of Donald Trump as he is today. "Make America Great Again" recalls a nation brimming with vitality, with a can-do spirit, with hope and a belief in itself. It was an America that was beginning to confront its darker shadows, could acknowledge the injustice in its past and present, yet at the same time could celebrate its successes. It was a nation of broad prosperity, the world's most vibrant middle class, and a idealistic belief (though not consistently applied) in freedom, justice, and democracy. It was a nation that led the world in innovation, productivity, and technology. And it was the healthiest country in the world. I have talked to many Trump supporters. I have talked with his inner circle. I have talked to the man himself. This is the America they want to restore.

[Kim McCauley @kimischilling]

Cole Hocker had the kick at the end because he grew up running the extra 300 feet, gotta train the mile baby wtf is a kilometer USA USA USA

[Matthew Caplis @C4PLIS]

Bro looked at the standings beforehand and said

[Sam Stein @chubbs260]

Absolutely sick that America brought Stephen Nedoroscik, some nerd from Massachusetts, to Paris who’s sole purpose in life is to ball out on the pommel horse. And in the biggest moment of his life. He pommeled the FUCK out of that horse. Long live pommel horse guy #OlympicGames

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Public service announcement: the "death of slim shady" is a conceptual album, therefore, if you listen to songs out of order they might not make sense. Enjoy.

[Matthew Caplis @C4PLIS]

eg. Bad by Michael Jackson

[Matthew Caplis @C4PLIS]

Homophobes win again! QUEEN snubbed by the interns!🤡
#100BestAlbums

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

The full #100BestAlbums list is here. Explore now. https://t.co/KVsV7L0aDJ

[Matthew Caplis @C4PLIS]

Some of the missing artists have more than one that are almost objectively top 100 all-time. Some of the artists ON the list have more than one.