Mellewiththearisto

Some people have it, I do not

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

@Fifakill_ Man I watched that happen live wtf #freefifa

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

Just wanted to let the world know that I had no idea Regina George from #meangirls was Rachel Macadams. My mind...blown.

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

No competition, just hope we all make it.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(716): I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

@cylisStuckey you downtown van right now?

[MILEY @miley]

@CheyneThomas playing the role of Squidward 🍍🍍🍍 “@MAJORLAZER: 👦 "DO I LOOK STONED?"
👱 "NAAH BRO YOU GOOD"”

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

Dead.

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

Can I be my best friend on snapchat?

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(585): I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

>people that hate on makeup.Yo guess what nobody is making anyone wear it, it's not fake, it's celebration of beauty and it's art. #suckonit

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

@kylieokrainetz I respect your cojones.

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

Animals leave behind footprints, we leave behind a legacy of ruin. #randomactivisttweets

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

@haileymichael_ I see we have a vendetta brewing. I'm going to wear two to your school one day. 2.

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

@haileymichael_ HEY. There are sexy backpacks ok?! #onelove

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

I major in excuses and procrastination. 😪

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

@dangerrdavie some cars need them! High performance engines need high octane.

[Mellewiththearisto @C4rm3ll3]

"Ppl on the internet aren't as happy as they look". "I guess they crop out the sadness". Oh #portlandia you slay me.