Chris Fawcett

Senior Branding/Digital Designer

[Chris Fawcett @c4set_]

@NUSCuk Disappointing to see that monstrosity launch at all

[Chris Fawcett @c4set_]

@NUFC That is rancid.

Here, I've fixed it for you, that wasn't hard was it?

#NUFC @NUFC @adidasfootball

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Newcastle United will be in Monday's FA Cup fifth round draw after beating Aston Villa 3-1.

But the game will most likely be remembered for the dreadful officiating:

▪️ Aston Villa's goal should not have stood. Tammy Abraham had mistimed his run and was a yard offside when the free-kick was delivered

▪️ Lucas Digne's late challenge on Jacob Murphy only brought a yellow card rather than a red. It left Murphy bleeding

▪️ Chris Kavanagh awarded a free-kick outside the area when Digne handled inside the penalty box

📝 @GeorgeCaulkin @ChrisDHWaugh

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[Chris Fawcett @c4set_]

DO NOT BUY THIS SHIT!

I bought this last year, was listed as real on a mannequin with blurry pics so took a gamble and it's a terrible fake. Quickest I've ever returned anything in my life!

Quality was AWFUL, weird fitting & was a small, not the medium on the tag. AVOID

#NUFC

[Chris Fawcett @c4set_]

@HLTCO One of the lads brought Pascal Chimbonda to play for our 6 a side team a few years back.

He was skinning everyone so the chavs on the other team resorted to kicking him at every opportunity, he eventually had enough, booted one of them up the arse and got sent off 🤣🤣

[Chris Fawcett @c4set_]

@xboxuk I'm older than Microsoft's first computer mouse, never mind the Xbox 🤣

[Chris Fawcett @c4set_]

@youngin_uk @NUFCThreatLevel Here's the second half...

Son, Son, wherever you may be,
Your dad beats kids in your home country.
He got annoyed and lost his rag,
Twatted a kid with a corner flag

[Chris Fawcett @c4set_]

@paddypower I don't remember seeing you post...

Newcastle have signed a zero pound sponsorship deal with Sports Direct.

"This is a fantastic deal for the club," said Newcastle owner, Mike Ashley.

"I totally agree," said Sports Direct owner Mike Ashley.

[Chris Fawcett @c4set_]

@FootyShirtSean Got all the cards, but didn't know there was a wall chart, that's class! I'll have to try and hunt one down

[Chris Fawcett @c4set_]

@NUFC_LEW Pretty sure it was Oldham at home in 1989 in a cup match. Won 2-0

[Chris Fawcett @c4set_]

@CriticalVole @all_F808Z Top reply...but most people will have absolute zero chance of knowing what you're talking about

[Chris Fawcett @c4set_]

@warrenbarton2 @7RobLee @alanshearer @teamginola @premierleague @GallowgateShots @kevingallacher8 @stevocaldwell @steveharper37 @No1shaygiven @TinoasprillaH Can't wait to see @TinoasprillaH riding his horse in a toon top ⬛⬜⬛⬜ #NUFC

[Kriss @Kriss_nufc83]

@SkySports_Keith Keith, serious question here and I’m not having a pop. Have sky attempted to get former NUFC employees on such as Shearer, Keegan, Gutierrez who’ve all been shafted by Ashley rather than his mates, Wise, Sherwood etc? I’d love an answer to this