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yes i am aware!! no i can’t stop it!!!

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

asked him when he’s going to wear the leiderhosen in his closet for me and he said no 💔

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

straight women in pleasure-less relationships

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that’s dada

[weed_slut_420 @weed_slut_420]

It really waaaas glass room bathroom chateau marmont #weedslut

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

now that he is popping off i can remind everyone that i’ve been saying this

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

if y’all didn’t realize that hunter biden is sexy asf until his recent interview get in line!!! some of us were hunter truthers while everyone else was still calling him a cr*ckhead

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

victor wembanyama can solve the youth literacy crisis in san antonio (maybe nationwide)

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

@MuuMuse https://t.co/gfqAdytYgO

[ؘ @dorlerme]

vocês não entendendo, claramente é uma crítica à tradição estadunidense de convidar artistas latinos pra cantarem em festas de casamento como se fossem apenas “animadores”, puro estereótipo. ele claramente quis inverter esses papéis aí.

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

yupppp that’s my former college housing cooperative director ❤️‍🔥🤝 why can’t they just let women oversee mutual cooperation in peace ‼️📣🗣️

[Canary Mission @canarymission]

Cerena Ermitanio is a nurse who spreads hate of America.

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

they had him doing a gym photoshoot as the mayor-elect

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

in regards to the nyc mayoral election conversation i must remind everyone that san antonio was the first large city to have a hot asian mayor (and he was jacked)

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

choosing toilet paper: 1-ply rolls that cost $8 and eventually trigger a dormant chronic yeast infection plus the added cost of antibiotics vs. the $14 recycled bamboo rolls that don’t release mystery particle dust every time you touch it

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

if you’re being raptured today please forward your next check over my way before you head out

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

don’t do what i did and date various people whose names are a noun or an adjective unless you want to be reminded of them whenever someone actually uses that word in casual conversation unintentionally

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

he deserves to be forever memorialized by being studied in an academic linguistics journal

[Ophelia Tittsup @evenescentz]

Rolling Ray you are the sole reason people have adopted PURR into everyday language and for that may you rest in peace

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

if y’all didn’t realize that hunter biden is sexy asf until his recent interview get in line!!! some of us were hunter truthers while everyone else was still calling him a cr*ckhead

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

people my age are starting to talk about phineas and ferb in the same way i heard millennials talk about rocko’s modern life while i was growing up

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

a little over two years later and things have returned to equilibrium. always remember that it does get better guys

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

the worst part about moving halfway across the country is suddenly having zero (0) hoes as back up

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

somebody please adopt crouton i can’t handle this right now

[Homeward Bound Pet Adoption Center @HomewardPetsNJ]

Can we get some love for this sweet old man, Crouton. He’s 12 years old and looking for a loving home with a comfy bed next to a window where he can watch the world go by.

📍 Blackwood, NJ

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

@bagelaureate

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@arregvy he clocked u nick

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

laboring isn’t aspirational

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three months into the job search just now realizing it’s probably bc i didn’t put anything job related on my 2025 vision board