Courtney Sevener

[Courtney Sevener @c7er]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

Wow, truly who gives a shit!

[Courtney Sevener @c7er]

@cheekfaceREAL Best song to run to

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In case anyone is wondering what’s going on over on Threads:

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Wtf why didn’t anyone tell me that the third Magic Mike is a masterpiece

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I love how cool and normal headlights are now. Very chill, not blinding at all. It’s neat!

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jason sudeikis + harry styles =

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@JasonSheridan Stop thinking about it and start being about it

[Courtney Sevener @c7er]

No I do not need more cocktail glasses but goddamnit I want them

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Just saw a commercial for https://t.co/wzFsiVTBXS and I can’t believe it’s real

[Courtney Sevener @c7er]

Sup very random @JohnReynoldsCIT @MattBarats was just remarking that Sadie Hawkins Day: Love Knows No Bounds is the funniest show I’ve ever seen. Can’t find a recording (sorry, I looked). It you have one, would love to make my husband watch it. 10/10 would audience again.

[Courtney Sevener @c7er]

Husband says Michael Phelps

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Okay but why is Anthony Bourdain an older Humphrey Bogart

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I just want to have “wears a different pajama set every night” money.

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Me. I need to hear it

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Idk who needs to hear this but they put the entire catalog of Diner’s, Drive-Ins, and Dives on Max 

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Hell yeah

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Put the year you were born in the gif bar and see what you get.

[Courtney Sevener @c7er]

Look, I don’t know what to tell you besides Steve Zahn absolutely needs to play Guy Fieri in the Flavortown biopic

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Who is doing cottage cheese’s PR right now

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I love tv because people just show up to their friend’s job in the middle of the day just to be like you fucked a rabbi???

[Courtney Sevener @c7er]

Watching 50 Shades of Grey for the first time for some reason and can’t help but think if this were made in the 90s it’d be Ryan Phillippe opposite Neve Campbell