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[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[lace @scenehe4rt]

they dont tell you this but picking at your skin actually brings you closer to God. expelling the sebaceous demons from your flesh leads to holiness, purity

[rune sword @runesword1]

i am not going in there bro the feng shui is all off

[miss katie @katiopolis]

the most romantic thing i can imagine is running up an absurd amount of credit card debt with your lover and then shooting each other in the chest

[bunny @fadedbunny]

baby this isnt a situationship.. this is a dictatorship

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Breaking no contact via Facebook poke

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

Yall usin up all the nostalgia

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

what i looked like in 2016 is between me and god

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Can I hit the penadrly

[Willie @Willie600640663]

I know i know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know i know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

You Should be Able to Control How much Blood goes to Each part of Your Body so You Could Send it all Straight to Your Feet and Create so Much Pressure That Your Feet just Blow Clean Off

[suskii ❦ @_suthescientist]

i really do see the good in whores

[♰ @reeceollld]

don’t come to my house and you sharing your location with 39 people

[and @spero1ucem]

asking the pretty girl in AA if she wants to get a drink after the meeting ends

[Ismael @ElCousteau]

i really dislike getting my food made by someone who hates they job bitch just made my salad so aggressive first bite taste like prolonged suffering

[★ @s4int0bi]

God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all

[LavaLampDrinker @GirJpg]

When the hacker is telling me he has my IP address but I'm using my neighbors wifi