Cate

Wherever you tweet there you are.

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I untangle my headphones like I'm in an infomercial for a product that keeps your headphones from tangling.

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Be the change you wish to see in the sofa

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Just once when the waiter asks if I’d like to hear the specials I’d like to say no

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The only debate I’m still interested in

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I don’t care how fancy your restaurant is, please put a picture of the food on the menu

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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more sweaty and more stinky.

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“Oh man, it’s late” - me at 9pm

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Is it still considered an Irish exit if you hug everyone goodbye and then help clean up?

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There should be an early ball drop for those who plan to ring in the new year at 9pm

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This old Duane Reade sign is inspiring me to write a horror movie about an evil pharmacist.

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Sometimes when I hear a Bible story I think; man I’d love for an angel to visit me and reveal the perfect skincare routine for my face

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I love that years ago a group of people asked themselves what Lisa’s last name should be and someone said “Turtle” and everyone agreed

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If an ad on instagram is asking you to “learn more” instead of “shop now” you’re about to learn how expensive their jeans are

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“Bought while drunk” should be a return option on Amazon

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Kid: Would you like to buy a lemonade?
Me: Do you take Apple Pay?

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What the hell is this?

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Browsing tiny homes on Airbnb like I don’t live in a 500sq foot apartment

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Confident I have never paid correctly for produce at the self-service checkout

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Marriage is 90% texting the other person what you’d like them to pick up on their way home from work

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Grocery shopping, trying to figure out which band name to have for dinner

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Watching Naked and Afraid harshly critiquing their shelter skills