celeste

Keep on hoeing you hoe

[celeste @c95maloney]

If you've never felt your soul being torn apart, you've never loved anyone with all your heart.

[Marcus @Markyboiiiiiiii]

When your friend is sick but Hoe is life https://t.co/sDtIgjBGwM

[🦈 🔗⭕️𝖆𝖗𝖎🏒🔗🦈 @ hankfucker69 @ohmywingels]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[celeste @c95maloney]

No matter where I’m living or what’s going on in life I always have my dog with me and honestly that’s all that really matters

[G @hippiegg0]

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[215 @PendleburyErik]

Just know I woke up n found my dog doing this......

[Katie @psychogf_]

Girls are so quick to tell you McDonald’s is unhealthy but so is that relationship you’re in mcstupid biotch

[tash @ohNatashaaaa]

if you’re not a cop, please stop buying a ford explorer/taurus. i’m sick of braking for all of these inconsiderate soccer moms while i’m doing 83 in a 55 driving with my knee trying to put fire sauce on my taco bell

[Jeremy Lufft @Luvable_Lufft3]

I ordered Jimmy Johns delivery the other day and 30 mins later I get a call saying the driver quit and took my sandwich home

[celeste @c95maloney]

The world is filled with people who, no matter what you do, will point blank not like you. But it’s also filled with people who see your value and love you. Those are your people. You’re not for everyone and that’s okay. Be with those who vibe on your frequency 🤙🏼

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

Me: nice car
Friend: yeah 400 horsepower
Me: that's like 7000 ducks
Friend: what
Me: what

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

The vine that changed my life https://t.co/4ekRXk3m8l

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

I found a mystery pill in the bottom of my purse, and now we wait.

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

No one will ever believe in you if YOU don't believe in you.