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@hmizee I have never laughed harder at a tweet. Damn, Lisa!

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@KangSwanky I love these pants and I love you

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@leetoddmiller This tweet didn’t age well…

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@hmizee Every time

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Take me away... a secret place... a sweet escape...

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@meenabeanaaa @hmizee Oooh I can’t wait to watch!!

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@meenabeanaaa @hmizee What is bly? Hill house till I dieeee

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@KangSwanky @tgaith

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

If PRETTY WOMAN starred Willem Dafoe instead. Good God.

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@KangSwanky So this is how enemas work…

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@AmericanAir Haven’t heard anything in days. What’s the update here?

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@AmericanAir I am being denied a refund for a flight that I cancelled because your entire system was down 6/21 and all flights grounded. I had to book another flight same day with Delta to avoid missing a critical meeting. No phone number for customer relations.

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Does anyone else whisper swequity every time they read the word sweat equity or is it just me?

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@hmizee Absolutely not

[chu @chuuzus]

@Forbes you spent so many months talking about how Kylie Jenner was a self made billionaire just for it not to be true https://t.co/GK8ZNKvEao

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@tgaith Big if true

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Natalies four day late response to skinny Adele:

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Michael: Yeppers.

Jan: What'd I say about yeppers?

Michael: I don't remember.

Jan: I told you not to say it. Remember?

Michael: Yeash.