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[Charlie @charliespence46]

man on Jeremy Kyle got caught kissing his ex and claims he was giving her cpr😂

[connor🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @conuary]

"Poor" - when you have too much month at the end of your money

[connor🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @conuary]

"Bill Gates was a drop out"

yeah but he dropped out of Harvard not secondary school English

[zaym @zaymvs]

i think too much, then create a problem that wasn't even there in the first place

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

When you slide in her DMs but she's too young https://t.co/vG4ICLABkY

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Guess size really does matter

[George Knott @George_Knott]

just cancel the whole week we'll try again on Monday

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Girls are ruthless smh

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

She wants to be a punctuation mark so bad

[Perko @HeyPerko]

PANCAKE DAY TOMORROW!

or for girls with no tits it's just known as Tuesday..

[King C ✌️ @CoreyTurrell]

I'm so forward, best way if u ask me