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just trying to stick the landing

[‘tian @c___tian]

If people named Christopher are allowed to go by "Topher", I should be allowed to go by "Tian"

[‘tian @c___tian]

@_hannahken can you call my mom while you’re at it

[‘tian @c___tian]

Don’t know if I’m more ashamed of this pasta sauce or the fact the only vodka I had to cook with was raspberry new am :(

[‘tian @c___tian]

@JanowerJacob Thank you for letting me know

[‘tian @c___tian]

No one makes me feel more stupid than professional movers

[Phoenix Rising FC @PHXRisingFC]

If this gets us fired, we went out strong.

[‘tian @c___tian]

Another day of checking the IRS return tracker

[‘tian @c___tian]

@caydenpb I’m not that’s the issue

[‘tian @c___tian]

y the fuck did I join a book club

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

Fuck, can they run.

[‘tian @c___tian]

23% on an intermediate microeconomics midterm. I got a C

[Mitch @Cool_J95]

What’s the lowest grade y’all got on a test in college.

[‘tian @c___tian]

@Super70sSports @PFTCommenter

[‘tian @c___tian]

Feel old af watching Eric Andre show and it’s not 4 in the morning

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.”

[‘tian @c___tian]

Omfg

[‘tian @c___tian]

Do you type excessively loudly or do you not work in finance? (fuh-nance)

[‘tian @c___tian]

@DrewJandre Be supportive

[‘tian @c___tian]

I like doing laundry when I go on trips

[‘tian @c___tian]

Covid has TSA so bored they’re taking pride in their job and making small talk

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

everyone meet bolt 😍😭

and follow him on ig » https://t.co/IZzYROZsT6

[‘tian @c___tian]

Ran out of the theater screaming when buzz was about to get capped by emperor zurg

[Cassian Black @CassianBlack]

What movie traumatized you as a child?