Chrissy Berry

A pleasure to teach

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

Gonna tell my kids that this family is like a workplace.

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Trying to feed my baby at 4am but all she wants to do is practice her new trick which is smiling.

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

My period stopped for 24 hours but now it’s back

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

I’ve been to other MLB stadiums and none of them play “Whose ass is it?” on the video board. But the Mariners do.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I think on Mother’s Day the kids should be with the dad and Father’s Day the kids should be with the dad.

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Yeah I bet they did!

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

I just put Charlotte (age 2) to bed and she said “baby sister? Baby sister?” And I was like “oh! Baby sister? Do you want to say goodnight to her? She’s in my tummy” and I knelt down next to the crib and then Charlotte just said “No.”

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

Nothing could ever make me hate Tyra (I will not be watching the ANTM doc)

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

tyra banks gifting miley cyrus a picture of herself for her 16th birthday (2008)

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

There’s a first date happening at this coffee shop and they’re sitting on the same side of the table. Are they gonna make it?

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

@berrysweetmum The day my daughter stops calling them “balalala” will be a very sad day.

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

I am crying at E!’s coverage of the coup

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

@SheaSerrano Jeopardy. (It’s official name is “Jeopardy!”)

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

You know what? I’m ok with it if he doesn’t know where my city is located.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: Seattle has six World Cup games. How close are you gonna be watching that city with the crime?

TRUMP: Well, if we think that the mayor of LA is incompetent -- everybody knows that. If they let the water come in that wouldn't have happened ... if we think there's gonna be trouble, I would ask Gianni to move that to a different city

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

“What’s your kid gonna be if you have one?” - a trick-or-treater just now

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Huck got pet by two strangers today on our walk and then was so excited he went into a place of on-leash zoomie.

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

Living with a toddler during cold and flu season

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

@PageSix @ecareyo

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

I feel like they hired a marketer from HBO

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Apple TV+ has rebranded to Apple TV.

The studio says this is their “vibrant new identity”

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

Recession indicator

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“All done mama’s teeth” is a sentence I never thought I’d have to say but here we are.

[Chrissy Berry @C__Berr]

@Sick0las The range!