Catherine💋

here we go

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

Kids i used to babysit are applying colleges i am unwell

[ray. @sup3rsun]

In your 20s you’ll have to burn it all to the ground to become who you truly need to be, it’s important that you do it.

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

When the fuck did dudes just start inviting themselves over to your place get the hell away from me

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

I’ve seen exactly ✨one✨ post about USA women’s hockey winning the gold

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

Need more 2016 vibes in the year 2026 honestly

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

unpopular opinion maybe but women should be a lot meaner and angrier and scornful and evil and horrible and insane and disturbing and haunting and menacing and frightening and unapproachable and difficult and impossible and vengeful and

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

Every day i see something on the internet that 1000000% confirms i will never have kids. If a 3 year old gremlin drew on my brand new couch with a permanent marker i would simply have an aneurysm

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

@AlaniNutrition I need sherbet swirl to be a permanent flavor or i might actually lose it😭

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

These dudes who can’t even text back are not the move, my dad stepped out of his meeting to answer my phone call. You will never convince me to lower my standards baby🤪

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

Hey @AlaniNutrition i can’t find your sherbet flavor ANYWHERE send help i am losing it🥲

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

Someone tell me how i got a ticket for going 8 over in TEXAS🥴

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

As a dog owner, it’s so gross to see people bring their dogs to the grocery store of all places. People think just cause their rat dog can fit in their purse or shopping cart they can bring it. Unless it’s a service animal for medical needs, just DON’T

[Sam @halaljew]

people have gotten far too comfortable bringing their dogs to places where they do not belong and it’s really annoying

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

New drinking game: take a shot every time they say “that’s triggering” on season 2 of #secretlivesofmormonwives

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

Turns out i don’t have to flirt, all i have to do is bring my dog literally anywhere

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

I can’t decide if i hate winter or spring more in Oklahoma. We go from ice storms to nice ish weather to 1948060 mph wind back to a little sprinkle of cold weather to tornadoes. I hate it here

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

With how bad my allergies are i got so desperate to breathe that i just raw dogged cayenne pepper. My mouth and lungs might be on fire but at least i can breathe through my nose

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

Denzel Washington said “when you pray for rain you gotta deal with the mud too” in the Equalizer and honestly that goes harder than any other part of the movie

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

international women’s day. everyone say I’m Sorry, Women

[Catherine💋 @c_atherineb]

Time for me to get bangs again

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

ANNE HATHAWAY.