austin™️

lover of stories and good cheese. broccoli is pugs but food -Atlanta CV Alumni -Music City Alumni tweets are my own and don't represent TWDC

[austin™️ @c_austin_j]

Ok so I have made a copycat recipe for DAK’s coconut lychee lemonade from drinkwallah. It’s not 100% accurate but it’s pretty close.

[I❤️Clay @SuperClayBoi]

‘There is no ideology in The Lord of the Rings’

Here is a scene about a mad ‘king’ sending his men to die while he sits back in his throne room and gets fat.

Yep. No ideological meaning here about the nature of war and abuse of power…

Idiots.

[vel ☽ 🍉 check pinned ! @propertyof_bbh]

Its almost like your religion doesnt give you an excuse to be a fucking bigot lol

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

WE.

REACHED.

A.

FUCKING.

AGREEMENT.

WITH.

THEM.

IN.

2015.

THAT.

IMPOSED.

STRICT.

LIMITS.

ON.

URANIUM.

ENRICHMENT.

UNTIL.

2040.

It was called the JCPOA.

And Trump TORE IT UP IN 2018 out of spite for @BarackObama

8 years later, here we are.

Total. Disaster.

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

battle cry of the modern man

[yuyu ᜌᜓᜌᜓ 🍉 @yuyu_finale]

WHY WOULD THE POPE BE AMERICA FIRST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Grant Seeker @Dr_GrantSeeker]

Big Thunder coming back will help Magic Kingdom tremendously. It will help Tiana fill up by bringing guests into that back corner of Frontierland, it’ll add more capacity to the park and it will wow guests with its subtle improvements. New lap bars? Less rough? We’ll see! 🎢🏜️🌵

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

Agree. Why did Trump threaten Denmark and Canada?

[Gay Exci @JayExci]

She actually gets mad about the idea of trans people being assured they're safe

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

You are literally the Washington that is in on it.

[JohnnyMonke @JohnnyMonke]

The kind of shit a Resident Evil villain carries around and stabs themselves with before transforming into a giant meatblob with lots of eyes to shoot at.

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

That’s not how subpoenas work ????

[Super_Yan @Super__Yan]

the idea that groceries right now are anywhere close to the price they were when you were a child is boomer propaganda

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Billionaire pedophiles rule the world, but please everyone focus on the gays

[Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock @SenatorWarnock]

Instead of starting a podcast, can you focus on fixing the measles outbreak that you keep making worse?

Or better yet, resign. Then you'll have plenty of time to work on the podcast.

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

How about...Palestine?

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

I like this comparison because Snyderverse Superman is also a fascist with a god complex, he’s just chill about it.

Which is exactly how America likes to portray itself.

[spooky vampire arvo färt @arvofart]

I’m a big, tough alpha male. A lone wolf. A shark. I’m untouchable. You just hurt my feelings real bad. Please say sorry or I’ll tell my mom

[HawaiiDelilah™ 🥥🌴🌊 @HawaiiDelilah]

Run this as an ad in Pennsylvania.