Colton Bond

I dont live in the limits of society; I make my own

[doc hudson @dochudson_]

to everyone still sending me this: fuck off.

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

Nothing will get a place jumping like stuck like glue by sugar land

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

Trump: “Alexa, play set it off, by lil boosie”

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

I live for drunk tweets

[Hayden White @hayden_white10]

Crazy in bed, not crazy in the head @c_bondd

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

You have not because you ask not

[Jameson rollins @jamesonr01]

I’m so broke I’m about to start selling my nudes on snap 20 dollar ass pics

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

The best part about winter is ice staying frozen 4x as long on beer as it does in the summer

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

If you have full control, you aren’t going fast enough

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

Anyone who is willing to work will never go without

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

I’m on a boat motherfucker dont you ever forget

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

I got a lot of crazy friends

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

I’ve never had a lot of friends and I’m alright by that

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

No matter what you do, your objective should be to win

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you do is put down the shovel

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

My whole view of the world has changed. I guess that comes with age.

[Colton Bond @c_bondd]

Wtf ya hair so leggy for -faith

[The Bad Guy @Dylan_wadley]

Someone get me pregnant, this one done it for me

[KYLE 🖕🏽 @thekillakay_]

Professor: “Attendance will not affect your Grade in this class...”

Me: