You’d think by 54, someone would have mastered basic professionalism… but clearly, maturity isn’t part of your brand. Thankfully, we don’t all age the same. 🤍
✨Taking girl friend applications✨
Likes:
▫️Long walks on the beach with a marg in my hand.
▫️Talking shit (respectfully, of course)
▫️Embarrassing my husband in public
▫️Lunch dates
▫️Adventures with my offspring
▫️Admiring my dog while he sleeps
Dislikes:
▫️Exercise
the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction
Still thinking about this moment from last night's #BachelorinParadise. Watching Genevieve get quieter and quieter as Aaron turned on her put a familiar, sinking feeling in my stomach. He kept going until she stopped trying to speak and was only nodding. Really hard to watch.