callie

catholic // 25 // drake u // memento mori

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 @DanielvsBabylon]

God is not my co-pilot, God is the pilot and I’m in the jump seat making plane noises with my mouth and licking the glass while accidentally hitting the controls

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

If you really think about it this is basically the plot of The Lord of the Rings

[Fr. Cassidy Stinson @TheHappyPriest]

Parishioner: “when you think about it, isn’t a vanilla mocha latte really just a three-bean soup”

Me: “what”

[kb @kfjdjgh]

i bring a sort of Can we go get soft serve cones with rainbow sprinkles vibe to literally any situation

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I do believe my favorite Americanism is saying “and I was like” instead of “I said”

[pengwynn @pengwyndolin]

you can tell when someone is from pennsylvania because they’ll speak with an accent and cadence you’ve never heard before in your entire life

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[Joshua Charles🇻🇦 @JoshuaTCharles]

“To eliminate suffering entirely would mean, in the end, extinguishing love and desire as well. Those who love and desire cannot avoid passing through trial and suffering; and over the years, we carry within us lessons that leave their mark like scars, the memories of a journey shaped by freedom and failure, dreams and disappointments.

It is only thanks to the interplay of these elements that the wonders of the soul occur within us, allowing us to sense the richness of our humanity.

To renounce this adventure, both tragic and splendid, in the name of a presumed transcendence of all limits, could mean many things, but it would no longer be human.”

Pope Leo XIV, Magnifica Humanitas (par. 120) (May 15, 2026)

[Hudson @GuzzleGuinness]

In France, the baguette is price controlled, in Italy the espresso is cheap, in Germany the beer purity is protected by a 500 year old law…

and in America, Costco keeps the hot dog at $1.50 under threat of death.

[geni @rainylavndr]

ideas for what to do with jewelry that makes decisions for you:

[signüll @signulll]

“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?”

“god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!”

“how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?”

“omg that sounds delightful”.

[kath @kathsox]

(flirting) what's your confirmation name

[Elle Lookbook @EvaLovesDesign]

American summer

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

Des Moines is moving in ways the coastal mind can’t comprehend

[Angela ⟢ @luxangelae]

all of creation rejoices

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Moo Deng walked so Punch the Monkey could run so the Corgi who led seven kidnapped dogs across highways and fields could soar

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Guinness is sort of like matcha for Irish people