carissa fitchpatrick

happy, free, confused, & lonely

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. -1 John 4:20

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 7 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by ticketmaster 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m enchanted to announce my next tour: Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour, a journey through the musical eras of my career (past & present!) The first leg of the tour will be in stadiums across the US, with international dates to be announced as soon as we can!
https://t.co/KFuqvrhSGo

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

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[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

Casting Crowns Presents The Healer Tour | Lexington, KY 2022: Register for Presale Access and WIN a Trip to Orlando for an Ultimate Backstage Experience: https://t.co/xAYVhuvKGT

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 7 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

Grandma’s got jokes this year

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

My class is literally having me write my own obituary and I’m so uncomfortable

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules. Jake Gyllenhaal is cancelled.

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

I have to be up at 3 am and I’m still up. Thanks @taylorswift13

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

Taylor, Im not ok

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

ITS OUT

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It never would have been possible to go back & remake my previous work, uncovering lost art & forgotten gems along the way if you hadn’t emboldened me. Red is about to be mine again, but it has always been ours. Now we begin again. Red (my version) is out

https://t.co/ZUAWDuv4jL

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

my boss and husband think I took a week off beginning Nov. 12th for vacation but it’s really because Red (@taylorswift13’s version comes out)

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

It’s a balance

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

red handed

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

After I call to explain that the text message literally said mixed or mustard… not seasoned. he proceeded to ask how many cans 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

Now to go buy cat food after work 💕

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

Nick let me feed a stray cat last night and he was still outside when I woke up.

[carissa fitchpatrick @c_fitchpatrick]

I don’t understand why I’m on both TTC and unplanned teen pregnancy tiktok ????