Corey Harrison

Actual robot 🤖 Documenting this train wreck one tweet at a time

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

Twitter is a cesspool of FOOLS. But not you guys, you guys are good.

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@tsavage_43 @jacnorwood I hate elections. Also, glad you’re both still here.

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@MatthewSitman I know it’s not like this most places, but being from a heavily Protestant, Bible-Belt town, basically everyone I knew growing up went to churches where being able to recite the books of the Bible was like basic knowledge on the level of being able to name the planets or whatever

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@MatthewSitman Obviously not the point you’re making, but this is really interesting to me. It’s never occurred to me this could be weird party trick-esque knowledge. I could name all the books of the NT before I could read. And that was…very normal where I’m from.

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

“Are the trees your enemies, that you should attack them?” — Deuteronomy 20:19

[Quds News Network @QudsNen]

Gaza municipality: Israel's military uprooted 70% of Gaza's trees and bulldozed thousands of dunums of agricultural land in Gaza.

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@colevanhorn1 Yep, sadly.

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

Conway manages to elect some of the most abysmal people into office.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. Alex Barnett, a college student, was sentenced to 10 DAYS IN JAIL for participating in a peaceful protest of anti-trans policies imposed by an Arkansas school board.

The school board would not allow public comment, so Barnett chanted "Trans lives matter!"

🧵

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

Wishing everyone a happy and fulfilling 2023 except for that one customer at work who gets mad when you ask “what can I do for you” instead of “how can I help you”

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@claire_summers7 @_katgrin Okay maybe Ben thinks tropes and misdirection are lazy writing but have we considered that he maybe doesn’t know what writing is

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@_katgrin Good cus we were bouta do a search and rescue operation

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@DavidAFrench You’re a successful, middle-aged journalist complaining about the private text messages and Instagram posts of a handful of 20-something law students. Perhaps you’re overreacting.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. @tuckercarlson's embrace of replacement theory — the racist conspiracy that motivated the Buffalo shooter — is well documented

But the theory that the left is seeking to "replace" whites has been adopted broadly on the right

This 🧵 names names

https://t.co/eKFuVMpsbU

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@_katgrin Hope this works out for you

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@claire_summers7 Yeah, AP classes definitely made me a worse writer. Concurrent credit makes so much more sense!

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@_katgrin Here 2 help

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@_katgrin Yeah u should probably stop

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Utah's Republican Governor Spencer Cox, as he vetoes a ban on trans athletes passed by the state legislature, notes 75,000 high school athletes and only four are transgender. "Rarely has so much fear and anger been directed at so few."

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

Called to schedule shots for my cat. I warned the vet’s office that she’s mean to strangers and was told not to worry, they deal with “lots of vaccine hesitant cats.”

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

@claire_summers7 Catch me fighting through the blizzard for a lotr marathon

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

Cartoons really had me believing that self-destruct buttons were a common thing

[Corey Harrison @c_harrison7]

God’s Not Dead: Critical Grace Theory