Corie

don’t let the hard days win | she/her | medium gay

[Corie @c_holding16]

“It’s about to be brick tits out but y’all still have classes. Enjoy”

-SUNY Brockport

@BarstoolSUNY

[nic ✧ @skptcbathena]

nothing screams “god, i love being a woman” more than this scene from criminal minds

BAU women supremacy >>>>>

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Doug passed away Tuesday afternoon. He could no longer walk on his own and he told us it was time. He went so peacefully. He felt no pain. The sun was shining.

It was such an honor to be Doug's person. He taught me infinitely more than I taught him. I adopted him knowing he wouldn't be with me long, and I'm so incredibly grateful we got 3 years. We made the most of them.

Doug's presence had such a weight to it. He was impossible to ignore for many reasons, his size only one of them. I told him the foundation he inspired will help dogs well beyond his time here. I think he always thought that was pretty cool.

You're stardust again, Douggy. Come back to me in whatever form you like. I'll know it's you. And to whoever is with him now, please give him your love. He gave so much of his. 15/10 ❤️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cerberus. They're picking out a new squeaky toy. Even guardians of the underworld deserve a little treat. 13/10 would pat all three noggins

[Corie @c_holding16]

Bring back targets with popcorn and icees

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I just found out owls can sit criss cross applesauce!! I don’t know what to do with this info yet but it makes me happy to know.

[Corie @c_holding16]

@cmoneeeeyyy Abbey manning literally got domed by a girl and had a concussion. Stop being a lil bitch and be better

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

This sea otter heard it was Friday, which actually means nothing to the sea otter. 🦦

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Don't pet the fluffy cows. 🦬

[Corie @c_holding16]

Ban drag queens because they are the ones who shoot up elementary schools and kill 3 children

[Corie @c_holding16]

Oh darn. Best wishes to the hotel!!!

[The Associated Press @AP]

Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell has tripped and fell at a hotel and was hospitalized, a spokesman for the senator says. https://t.co/Dc7h9ghT0L

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

reasons. i should be your valentine:

6. lots of cuddle experience
2. i have been told. i am cute
9. i will protect you. from evildoers
3. convenience. i am right here
5. i don’t have a valentine yet

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[matt @dogfather]

i fucking hate the jesus commercials

[Corie @c_holding16]

Everyone saying it was boring is wrong and does not deserve the queens and her baby. 10/10 halftime

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Rank Rihanna's performance from 1-10 ⬇️

[Corie @c_holding16]

I would quite literally do whatever Rihanna asked of me

[NFL @NFL]

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[ailís ⚭ @thegallicshrugs]

not for mine! y'all stay safe though

[Corie @c_holding16]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 22 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).