Chris Townsend

One-time 9, New Jersey and now Florida-based medical sales wannabe and trying, trying to be a decent bloke. 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 🇪🇺

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6:13am. Sharing a bed with another fully grown human being and expecting to both sleep well is a ridiculous idea. #nightcurfew

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@alrightfans Your bird throws her pint in the air when England score…

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@BBCMOTD This is 20+ years ago. Get over it.

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@F1 Still thinking deeply about the injustices of rich versus poor. Weapon.

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@JimDOfficial Exactly the kind of stuff the internet was invented for…

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@FabrizioRomano About to move into our van gall, Mourinho, OGS, Amorin rotation era. Top 6 max for the next 5 years and betting he won’t be there more than 2 years…

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@patrickbetdavid Me

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@DailyMail There has to be a better way to spend your life than creating this kind of nonsense

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@TelegraphRugby @GavinMairs Doesn’t mean England or Ireland can’t beat France in 6N etc, just like France can beat anyone in soccer…but consistently over the course of a season, 2-3 wins each looks fair…

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@TelegraphRugby @GavinMairs The UK/Ire teams against French in Europe is like the English teams against French clubs in Champions League. They are truly commercial organizations with huge revenue and global superstars. UK teams have 5-10 comparable players and a bunch of salary cap balancers…

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@StokeyyG2 All 3 in a relating scrap next year

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@RuaidhriOC This is like Premier League soccer teams playing against Ligue Une sides

One is truly global with money and huge resources, the other is not

Doesn’t mean Ireland/England can’t beat France, same as France can beat Eng at soccer

But club level - only one winner for foreseeable

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@LeeJarvis10 Fascinating

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@AndyGoode10 The Frog and Roast Bif 👌

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@SaleFC Donut 2.0 👏

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@Lord_Sugar @Emily_660 @screenrotpod

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@Scaramucci

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@ajb_79 @alrightfans

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@SaleFC 🐐

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@SaleFC Totes

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@_Brian72 The puff of the cheeks says it all…