Chris Jalbert

Certified Connecticut slander account

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

Don’t dream on my dream.

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

Release the goddamn song I am begging

[porter robinson @porterrobinson]

wannacry feeling like a future classic 100%

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

I am not an expert of the EDM scene but I feel like it would have killed the vibe a little if instead of showing restraint the DJ straight up started jacking off.

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

@Friarmelo I didn’t judge him on anything, I let it play out. I said I’m glad he’s innocent. But making sweeping judgements on his character and practically proclaiming his innocence before he’s had his day in court off of a gesture in a bar is wild

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

@Friarmelo Cool, he had his day in court. Glad he was proven innocent. But you claiming he was a good guy because he bought you a beer in the context of the allegations against him at the time was still moronic and his innocence doesn’t change that

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

@BarstoolBigCat Iran does know a thing or two

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

@ColeyMick Absolutely electric back and forth

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

Turned the bass setting on my car stereo all the way up and now all of my music sounds like this image

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Never will forget this lesson from Oliver or the time we had on @NBRadioPodcast Thanks for sharing your art and for always being different in the best way possible. See you on the brighter side 🙏🏿

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

The world lost a bright soul today, I’ll never forget his set at Boston Calling when after every song he did an encore, had so much fun. Rest in peace Oliver ❤️

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

Some incredibly sad news to share — Oliver Tree has reportedly died at the age of 32.

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

Honk-shoo son or mimimi daughter?

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

I don’t think the Scottish have been enjoying me yelling at them “SCOTLAND FOREVER” every time I see a kilt

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

@geniusdeluxe Better than the guy at the DMV who made me get frosted tips for my picture

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

I love jam bands yes you do your 12 minute long song you are that self important

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

@BradChristoph13 @James_HamNBA Friar.

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

These Knicks are pretty good for a team named after pants

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Listen to women

[Chris Jalbert @c_jalbert]

@kings_muse Friar(s)

[emi @vxmpcore_]

i bet it feels so good to be a cat and headbutt a person u love