Chris Johnson

Hewitt, Tx. Living life and finding purpose. The '86 music.

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

@adultswim I traveled to the moon and ran into the Mooninites. They called me a nerd and spanked me with moon rocks. (After the final product all I could do was laugh myself to tears. Pretty proud of this ship lol)

[Fujoshi's Island @Dauragon]

It's impossible to boil Gundam down to one aspect, but if I were to make a futile attempt, I would say that above anything else Gundam was, is, and will forever be primarily about Going Hard as Fuck.

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: Large meteor spotted burning up over Scotland and Northern Ireland

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

@thegameawards Condemned 3, The Darkness 3

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

My coworker:
"I'm gonna sneeze and burp at the same time. Hows this gonna end??"

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

@gerhardstuebben Dude I loved that game. Still have the CD from cereal box.

[XBOX @XBOX]

Writing this idea down here so we don’t forget it. Do NOT steal this

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Video games for dogs

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

@TheMythOfLuke

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

@TheMythOfLuke uh huh huh

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

Tipsy friend: Isnt Jimmy Johnson the one that made the breakfast sausage.

Me: No that's Jimmy Dean

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

@aKestra @day_leap @FiskyBizniz If you choose nothing, (i.e. leave Genitals, Penis turned OFF) you get "ken dolled"

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

@Xbox Can we get Condemned 2: Bloodshot

[Lecrae @lecrae]

What if the Christians who want to reduce the number of abortions, supported funding health care for women, dealt with the systemic racism that creates poverty for women of color, and addressed the income gap between White people and people of color.

[Cyberpunk 2077 @CyberpunkGame]

We have important news to share with you

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

@psalm_50 @CarolineMCorbin @washingtonpost https://t.co/oEbsyCzmkz

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

@ssmedia423 @washingtonpost Bruh
https://t.co/oEbsyCzmkz

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

@VetUss @washingtonpost https://t.co/oEbsyCzmkz

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

@Zoid02 @TometosRage @MatthewPMcNees @washingtonpost Mabe if dudes in power didnt change the translation of the word arsenokoitai
https://t.co/oEbsyCzmkz

[Chris Johnson @C_Jay_86]

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

https://t.co/R1vsqMgXcy

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