*Court ✩*

I don't care how long it takes me, I'm going somewhere beautiful!

[Minion @TypicaIMinions]

#ILikeBeingShortBecause I can curl up in a tiny ball and fall asleep pretty much anywhere 😂👌

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Whenever you say something happened for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. That was supposed to happen.

[Minion @TypicaIMinions]

It's science you guys #NoShaveNovember http://t.co/LFSqrd1v3X

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, chapstick and, on occasion, my sanity.

[Bailey Andersen @Baybayy92]

"@WomensHumor: When hungover, I always swear I'll never drink again. I wish 10pm me would remember 10 am me's promise" @Lingen_ca @c_lingen

[*Court ✩* @c_lingen]

@Lingen_ca @LingenShane @shelbstersl I'll watch?!

[T-Foots @t_foots]

Perks of dating me: we can get drunk a lot

[*Court ✩* @c_lingen]

“@itsWillyFerrell: Me when I see food: http://t.co/9HkHnYmMjp” @Baybayy92 @Lingen_ca us last night

[*Court ✩* @c_lingen]

Student says libarian! Yup we are definitely getting accredited!

[*Court ✩* @c_lingen]

Playing on my phone it class. Look up & professor has a book written on the board. I should probably write this down. #ADDproblems

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

[luckyheel23 @WeFestPromoCode]

A little monday pickup!
RT and you could possibly win a 2015 WeFest ticket!!!