Courtney McDonell

[Jordan parody @jordanrubiks]

uni has conditioned me in a way that i cannot explain. i am able to wake up at 8:35am and somehow arrive to my lecture at 8:29am

[rubisella @rubisellaX]

I'm glad I worked all summer it's nice to have $17 instead of $7 in my bank acct

[- @Morrzy19]

It's supposed to be ICED coffee? Don't hand me a cup full of lukewarm river water and expect me to pay 2 bucks. Cmmmmmon

[no @tillmaniac_]

if I did my math right, factoring in my spending habits for the past month, I am allowed to spend $0 until 2019

[kenz🌻 @kenzbergeron]

No better feeling than waking up in the middle of the night and feeling your boys arms wrapped around you

[paige ellwanger @paigellwanger]

i could miss 4 days of school in a row in HS and have all A's and you zone out for 38 seconds in college and ur grade goes from a B to a G