Carrie McEown

30% humour 40% aspiring actress 45% math scholar

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

$200 GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY!!! #giveaway #win https://t.co/gfMsXF0Gh2 #baresoulboudoir 🖤🖤🖤

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

Had a dream last night that @lights and I became good friends and I even got to meet and hang out with Rocket! Easily the best dream I’ve ever had can someone please knock me out so I can go back? THNX 😭 #givemeasecondgo

[Naheed Dosani @NaheedD]

BREAKING: The Ontario government just blocked a motion condemning Islamophobia.

No wonder 4 members of a family in London were murdered. No wonder a 9-year-old boy is grieving. No wonder Muslims fear going for a walk.

The Ontario government doesn't care to end anti-Muslim hate.

[Dr. Amit Arya @AmitAryaMD]

Ontario's Premier just attended a vigil following the murder of 4 people in London who were targeted just because of their Muslim faith...but today, his government blocked a motion condemning Islamophobia.

The hypocrisy is staggering.

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

@FiteTV @triller @jakepaul So obviously rigged. The entire show was a joke though. I feel like I contracted all of the STIs just from watching....

[TrillerTV @Triller_TV]

.@jakepaul has stopped Ben Askren in the FIRST ROUND!

Did you agree with the stoppage?

#TrillerFightClub

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

Idk what was harder to watch, the fixed AF “match” or the entire fucking show 🙄 #fixed #pathetic #whatajoke @triller @Benaskren

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

I haven’t had Twitter on my phone in ages. I don’t remember the last time I used it. But, I HAD to re-download it just to share this... @billburr 🙌🏻🤓 #dailycrossword

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

Ok how does Blake Shelton think he can talk shit about ppl when he just released the most sexist country song of 2018...? #feministswhereyouat #IWANNANAMEMYOWNFUCKINGDOGS

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

Dying of a cold but you best believe I'm coming out tonight to get turnt 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 #hero #WeWereHereTour #buckleysistherealmvp #londonontario https://t.co/tsXKdqebUu

[Lights @lights]

TWO. SHOWS. LEFT.
Kitchener&London
🦋🌸🦋🌸🦋🌸
#WeWereHereTour)
(📷: @AMerchantPhoto)

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

Like, does #KatyPerry actually believe that she's so irresistible that EVERY man in the world is DYING to kiss her? 🙄...FUN FACT: some people value intimacy and don't engage in it until after marriage because that's THEIR choice #MeToo #AmericanIdol #gross

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

If #KatyPerry was a man in Hollywood who forced a young girl to kiss him, she'd be the next one to be ostracized #gross #MeToo #AmericanIdol #doublestandards

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

Hi @UTMRegistrar are academic advisors available throughout the exam period?

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

#TEAMKEATON ❤️❤️❤️

[Holding Space Doula @doulajax]

#LdnOnt #pregnant #doula #love #parenting

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

Am I the only one who doesn't take Mariah Carey at her word anymore? You KNOW her Christmas list doesn't stop at "you" #alliwantforchristmasisyou #lies #MariahCarey

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

We're all just happy little accidents ✌🏻👨‍🎨 https://t.co/cnxTagf1UJ

[Carrie McEown @c_mceown]

CAN JIM CAREY PLEASE PLAY JIMMY NEUTRON'S DAD IN A LIVE-ACTION ADAPTATION THIS IS IMPORTANT #JimCarey #JimmyNeutron #BRAINBLAST