connor massie

I attempt to be funny

[Elvis Sinosickk @ElvisSinosickk]

Oh fuck

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

“As we know, the English historically struggle here in Massachusetts.”

Such a casually brilliant line. 😂

[Josh 〽️ @UMFanJosh]

At US games we shouldn’t try to do chants. It sounds corny. Let’s see how Australia responds to 75k people doing this for 90 minutes

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

you fools….where do you think they’re rowing to…..?

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Auto-translation is the best feature of this app. Change my mind.

[we'll get em next time ☹️💔 @PoirierGaethje]

the triangle is complete

[remx @biigrem]

Them canceling schools for tornados is crazy bc they had us in the hallway face down ass up

[máfan @Hanzhong16]

Viendo el Japón-Holanda me encontré esta joya, jaja.

[Kevin Cruz @Chef_Cruz2K]

This the Arkham combat system lol. They formed a circle around him like how the Arkham goons would in the game, saying one liners like “it’s the Bat” 😭

[The 4 Man Rush @4ourmanrush]

So a 76ers fan, hated the Knicks so much, that he put on a Rodman Spurs jersey just to engage in physical combat with Knicks fans.

This is legendary

[ESPN @espn]

JUSTIN GAETHJE WITH THE PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME 🔥 #UFCFreedom250

[UFC @ufc]

EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN 🇺🇸

@Justin_Gaethje defeats Ilia Topuria by TKO, due to Corner Stoppage, to become the NEW undisputed lightweight champion of the world.

[ #UFCWhiteHouse | B2YB @CryptoCom ]

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Wemby about to meet the real Shaolin monks

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home.

Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas

[Rillionaire @Glirastes]

There are exactly two Bostonians in Star Wars