Colin Mummery

[Red Scarf Union @redscarfunion]

STRIKES AGAIN!! #Sens

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

RIP Robin. Your humor brightened all of our lives.

[player/coach @CMPunk]

One of the sweetest guys I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Rest in power Robin Williams.

[Johnny Knoxville @realjknoxville]

There's drunk, and then there's using a slice of pizza as a pillow drunk. Bravo👍

[CP24 @CP24]

Blue Jays beat Rays to extend winning streak to eight games. http://t.co/n5v6bpjVZu

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

If you need a date to Riot Fest please tweet @RiotFest and #FindMeADateToRiotFest so other single people can find you. Also wear a condom.

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

He's still banned. Unless he can best me in an arm wrestling contest. RT @parksXcore: I wonder if @CMPunk will be at @RiotFest this year

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Same rules apply as last year. Any babies conceived while camping at Riot Fest in Denver become property of Riot Fest http://t.co/4Hf01U6iBK

[Erik Karlsson @ErikKarlsson65]

Double push up bras are like a bag of chips. You open them and they're half empty.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

The Melkman is delivering! Melky has homered in 4 straight games. RT if you think he'll make it 5 tonight!

[SensChirp @SensChirp]

Sign that man! #Sens

[AJ Jakubec @TheSuperAJ]

Curtis Lazar has his 40th goal of the season for the Edmonton Oil Kings. Did it in 58 games. #Sens

[Sens Callüps @SensCallUps]

"Footlocker called, they want their employees back" - Best line of night #Sens #Habs

[Ian Mendes @ian_mendes]

Hey -- I wonder what everyone wants to talk about tonight?

[Graeme Nichols @GraemeNichols]

Knowing that Ottawa blew that game. I imagine this is what Craig Anderson's finger felt like after he tried to separate some frozen chicken.

[Bonk's Mullet @BonksMullet]

Forgot about the ol' cover the puck for 20 seconds before a whistle rule.

[Bonk's Mullet @BonksMullet]

Here's Thomas Vanek not interfering with Lehner before a good hockey goal

[Richard Labbé @Richardlabbe]

That Paul MacLean presser already has "awesome" written all over it.

[Ian Mendes @ian_mendes]

At least Boullion didn't tug at his jersey, right?