nvm!

just pretend you can’t hear me…. or hang on to my every word, either or

[nvm! @c_ntfucius]

so far the only person who’s ever said no to me hitting the vape in the uber is a man playing edm music who’s car reeeeeeeked of both weed and tobacco and I think that just really speaks to modern society as it exists today

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[nvm! @c_ntfucius]

when the gay barista calls u baby >>>>>>>

[nvm! @c_ntfucius]

how do u guys come up w this stuff

[math 🌼 @bunnyhopxx]

knowing that Ariana Grande filmed Glinda’s wedding scenes on the VERY SAME DAY she was signing her real-life divorce papers absolutely destroyed me

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

sense of urgency gap relationship

[nvm! @c_ntfucius]

it’s tuff being the only critical thinker alive….

[nvm! @c_ntfucius]

every fortnight the left finds a new Regular Human to burn at the stake for not meeting their standards of morality, failing to recognize the cyclical nature of their misdirected rage

[nvm! @c_ntfucius]

obsessed w obama’s extremely subtle Mamdani endorsements

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

[ٍ @manic_posting]

Addison Rae, I have received the instructions you have encoded in your music

[nvm! @c_ntfucius]

I relapsed

[nvm! @c_ntfucius]

after almost 5 years in portland I’m now completely turned off by artsy men. give me a dude who owns a gun and looks like they get dressed with their eyes closed

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

I love September SO MUCH

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i saved flavored vaping

[nvm! @c_ntfucius]

I miss when twitter was normal

[bethenny’s waterbed @freakandfraud]

LMFAO

[nvm! @c_ntfucius]

violence against presidential candidates is bad, u guys. but rockets used for genocide should be autographed with a heart ❤️

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

This should horrify every freedom loving American. Violence against presidential candidates must never be normalized.

We are lifting up Donald Trump, the entire Trump family, and all in attendance in prayer.

[nvm! @c_ntfucius]

@signulll only women today are able to use profound distraction to fight natural urges? lol. quickly, statistically what demographic is more addicted to video games and porn?

women are conditioned to rely on men for validation/fulfillment and this video is obviously a response to that…

[gabs⭐️🪩 @cowboylike_gabs]

this makes so much more sense now that queen julia fox has come out as a lesbian

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

Getting in trouble when someone loves you feels so good cuz you're not in trouble