be sag not sad

get tested:

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"The plan? Create a lore so complicated and bewildering that the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar currently hemorrhaging money recoups its losses by becoming an attraction for disbelieving tourists."

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the agent of the state who was mediating the 3 hour KN95 lesbian bar zoom meeting

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Donald Trump is a two-bit demagogue.

He is now calling for the arrest of public officials who stand up to him.

This is not democracy. This is authoritarianism.

Too many Americans have fought and died to defend our freedoms to allow Trump to take them away.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Wake up dude. You have to host HQ Trivia. It’s 2018 and you’re Scott Rogowsky

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

need it

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

They finally make a movie for people who are 12 inches tall with no genitals and those people don't even like it.

[be sag not sad @c_ntlin]

@ralasmarr Squatter’s rights, you can’t evict!

[be sag not sad @c_ntlin]

@ralasmarr Don’t try again tomorrow 😌 we’re in our giving up era

[Sandra Tayler @SandraTayler]

The Onion is not playing today.

[be sag not sad @c_ntlin]

@ralasmarr “I’m a gamer”

[be sag not sad @c_ntlin]

@Lisafrankbinder SNOOKIEEEEE

[be sag not sad @c_ntlin]

@Lisafrankbinder My glasses prescription is a 420

[Onyeka Ehie @onyekaehie]

Ridiculous how many cast members, including myself, received NUMEROUS racist messages but never did we receive any acknowledgement from production. I guess our grace and compassion got lost in the mail??? The double standard makes me sick.

[Derenic Byrd @DerenicByrd]

Kalief Browder allegedly stole a backpack at 16, spent 3 yrs at Riker's Island without trial.

Riley Williams stole a laptop from Speaker Pelosi's office and tried selling it the Russians. She was released to her mother

There are two justice systems in America #BlackLivesMatter

[be sag not sad @c_ntlin]

@Lisafrankbinder Kill big oil marry big pharma f*** big ag

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

The Bachelorette had a more peaceful transition of power than the Presidency

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Joe Biden will win the popular vote by over 4 million votes. The Democratic nominee for president has now won the popular vote in 7 out of the last 8 elections. One person, one vote. Democracy must rule.

Yes. We should abolish the electoral college.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Make no mistake: if you are out of work, if your business is closed, if your child’s school is shut down, if you are seeing layoffs in your community, Donald Trump decided today that none of that matters to him.