the thing

rocks and stuff

[the thing @c_pain765]

@JJWatt You’re going to need a big pencil

[the thing @c_pain765]

@keithgarrard Can’t be true

[the thing @c_pain765]

Has anyone ever known what wattage their microwave was??

[the thing @c_pain765]

About to see if it’s warm enough to go to Baker Pool today

[the thing @c_pain765]

🎶 I like my tea unsweeeeet with lemon slices at least 3. It tastes so good to me.. 🎶

[Zaire Franklin @ZiggySmalls_]

Let me lock my phone and go for a walk before I drop a highlight of me dumping yall favorite players on they neck.. it might take up my entire evening

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Since WHO

[the thing @c_pain765]

Like this

[the thing @c_pain765]

I want a tenderloin that looks like they deep fried the declaration of independence

[the thing @c_pain765]

Merry Half Xmas!!

[the thing @c_pain765]

Get you a girl who can do both. (poop and pee)

[the thing @c_pain765]

It’s clobberin’ time

[the thing @c_pain765]

#NewProfilePic

[the thing @c_pain765]

@TomFornelli @barstoolWSD

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

Cut ties with Bally Sports

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@Philosfy U ain’t god. Go get ready for work

[the thing @c_pain765]

@nut_history Ray King

[the thing @c_pain765]

@keithgarrard

[Just Evan™ @EvanPrinciple]

Lunchtime jams. Conway Fiddy.

[the thing @c_pain765]

I keep a bag of grass clippings in my trunk just in case the Hell’s Angels are ever after me

[the thing @c_pain765]

@elonmuskTN Can I have $4,000,000?