C.P.

[C.P. @c_pondr]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 9 Mar 2015 (via @twi_age).

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We got robots doing full gymnastics routines now?! We as a society have learned nothing from the Terminator movies

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

I’m watching the Japanese feed and Will Smith has side control and is looking for the armbar

[C.P. @c_pondr]

@barstoolsports She should have to play Demarcus cousins for her freedom.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Jordan Rachel @TheJordanRachel]

So Ukraine gets $800,000,000 of our hard earned taxpayer money, Congress just gave themselves a 21% pay raise with our hard earned taxpayer money.

…And we get $6+ gas and 8% inflation.

Got it.

[C.P. @c_pondr]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 9 Mar 2015 (via @twi_age).

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The CEOs of Southwest and American Airlines both said today in Senate testimony that masks on planes serve no purpose. https://t.co/ehz7LFesas

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

THIS CATCH 😳

(via @NFL)

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

"If you think it's necessary to have a gun to resist the power of the state, just remember, you can't resist, because we'll nuke you" is a hell of a take

[Wealth Theory @Wealth_Theory]

DOGE lol

[C.P. @c_pondr]

@ZachShmurda Frontier is not a real airline so doesn’t count

[C.P. @c_pondr]

Does not get worse than flying United literal scum of the earth airline

[C.P. @c_pondr]

@PizzutiBobby Nah tried to tell me I didn’t buy a ticket after they already took the money

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Doge day afternoon

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

somebody come look at this

[C.P. @c_pondr]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 9 Mar 2015 (via @twi_age).

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Literally