Goodbye my name is Colin

look out @caucasianjames Twitter has a new heartthrob

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@samreich Jacob wysocki and then two other people playing Jacob wysocki

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Dude wtf

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

JETS WIN THEIR FIRST GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!

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Big rock

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how do you even defend against this

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@samreich I am once again asking you to let me write for dropout

[BucksRealm @BucksRealm]

Games with 30+ PTS, 10+ RBS, & 5+ AST:

150 – Giannis Antetokounmpo (12 yrs, 1 player)
143 – The Mavericks (46 yrs, 386 players)
139 – The Jazz (52 yrs, 356 players)
114 – The Spurs (59 yrs, 464 players)
114 – The Knicks (80 yrs, 552 players)
112 – The Bulls (60 yrs, 426 players)
105 – The Cavaliers (56 yrs, 458 players)
103 – The Wizards (65 yrs, 516 players)
93 – The Suns (58 yrs, 443 players)
90 – The Pistons (78 yrs, 572 players)
89 – The Blazers (56 yrs, 397 players)
88 – The Timberwolves (37 yrs, 304 players)
83 – The Clippers (56 yrs, 500 players)
65 – The Heat (38 yrs, 298 players)
64 – The Nets (59 yrs, 563 players)
55 – The Magic (37 yrs, 288 players)
54 – The Raptors (31 yrs, 300 players)
46 – The Pelicans (24 yrs, 248 players)
43 – The Pacers (59 yrs, 389 players)
25 – The Hornets (36 yrs, 314 players)
19 – The Grizzlies (31 yrs, 302 players)

[Goodbye my name is Colin @c_port37]

@druski should host love island

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LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!

[soli @solisolsoli]

Working in an office by Shaun Tan

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We should bring back the old west or in other words only deal with shit at noon and then get drunk af and gamble the rest of the time.

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I’m gonna make a skin product that just makes you look old as fuck. I’m trying to get as many senior citizen discounts as possible

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I want to skip these stones so badly

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

W for surviving this

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“First we mine then we craft” you gotta be fucking kidding me

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Watching the Minecraft movie for the first time and I can honestly say people should have been freaking out more in those theaters.

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CHICKEN JOCKEY

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Okay now Portland trade jrue to the bucks so everyone can complain about how the Celtics just gave the bucks jrue

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Boston Celtics have traded Jrue Holiday to the Portland Trail Blazers for Anfernee Simons and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

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@ryenarussillo Now which one of these has the pop up pictures?

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@FLITTER Who’s gonna draft me first?

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THEY GOT MAXI?!

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

OFFICIAL: Welcome to the squad, Maxi!

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Give me one reason why this squad won’t win it all this season… I’ll wait.