chris ratchford

White men can’t jump

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@TexanQueenB @mindyourbizbih @baker_girlie “She wasn’t drunk, she wasn’t high”. The truth is the absolute opposite of what you just said. She has a fuckin road sign sticking out the back of her car and her front is smashed after she just pulled away from a traffic stop. You and her should hang out. You’re both geniuses.

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@chipscoggins Quoting Barstool “fuckin dork”

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@hawkeyenation The call is so so so so bad. But our offense is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much worse. Almost 70% of us took offense here and just saw pry the worst call we will ever see. Telling.

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@d_sheedy @DavidEickholt Yep, you can see the exact moment he starts going “were fucked” in his my mind lol

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@hwki4life @hawkeyenation So like the whole offense? Lol he’s had the chance to do that for 5 years.

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@mickhelmick4 @hawkeyenation 4 games too long? We stayed with the last one 30 games too long lol

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@jonpokerwriter @jontificate We said this for 3 years with Petras. He won’t pull him.

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@MarkWardlaw97 @JordanBo_3 If you watch the games, you know how bad of a team we actually are. This would hurt more during a 2002 or 2015 type season.

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@jjheerts @BlakeHornTV Look……we deserved to lose and our offense is all time bad but that’s exactly what he was doing.

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@NormAlthoff @DavidEickholt Ummmm actually that would be going thru my head if I were him lol. The whole nation knows we are the worst offensive team with the record for over/unders 3 or 4 times now. I don’t know how it doesn’t cross his mind that he absolutely needs to make a play here.

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@DavidEickholt No shit. Competent offense and we win by 20.

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@Tmoney8885 @PFF_College It’s exactly what he was doing but does it matter? We still have an atrocious offense and deserved to lose.

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@trobertson1921 @PFF_College Lol true. It’s entertainment and all the defenders of our coaching staff will point to his record, he’s all time winningest Iowa coach, etc. The product is horrendous. Minnesota isn’t fucking good. I’m embarrassed to be an Iowa fan most of the time.

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@LoMill23 @PFF_College Agree. Shit calls are gonna happen. Losing this might save us from getting blown out in Indy.

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@MrMcCSings @PFF_College It does. And, if we were a good team with a competent offense, I would be livid!……but Brian Ferentz gonna Brian Ferentz and half of our fanbase will never get off the ferentz train. We aren’t gonna average the 25…he better be fucking gone.

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@OneBetterDay @PFF_College I think it’s obvious with the right arm he’s pointing to where the ball is so our blockers dont get hit in the back and make it a live ball. He’s doing that because it has happened to us quite a bit. The left arm is just swinging because he running and counteracting momentum.

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@jeremypmurphy @PFF_College Lol no. Our players get hit in the back by the ball on punt returns. He’s pointing to the ball to let his blockers know to get out of the way. Not to let them know he’s coming thru.

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@ChadLeistikow Lol how? That dude is senile 😂