🌊Chris Rettke🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🗳

Husband, proud father, and liberal white dude. Fan of 〽️ 🏈, 🥃, and 🚤. All posts and opinions are my own and not reflective of my employer or family.

[🌊Chris Rettke🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🗳 @c_rettke]

If absolute power corrupts absolutely...

Are we witnessing powerful corruption produce absolute power?

#UnfitPOTUS

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@atrupar I know a lot of people claim Trump isn't religious and he fakes all that as part of his broader grift opetation. But nobody that isn't devoutly religious spends as much time taking in tongues as he does.

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@Acyn Gas prices are up 35% vs this week last year. Diesel up 53%. But yeah, a reflecting pool you didn't build is longer that 3 skyscrapers you also had nothing to do with. #Priorities

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@RepJackKimble I make 5X the average US wage, pray for me 🤣

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#TACO

Iran War Live Updates: Trump Extends Cease-Fire With Iran https://t.co/FRhhG3yRlv via @NYTimes

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@mattlindner Seems like an opportunity to also have Apple Watch face?

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@atrupar The woods of the UP. Notoriously high rent area.

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@Acyn This story would be no less believable if it ended with "and then he opened his suit coat and showed me he had 4 extra arms and a small child growing from his torso".

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@Acyn @atrupar Trump: It should have been over 130%. I had many men over 7' tall, most over 400lbs telling me they wanted to vote twice, they were crying for the first time in their life, saying "sir, sir, I wanted to vote for you again sir".

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@atrupar If we could get the working poor to just work more, we could pay off all the debt we’ve accumulated giving tax cuts to the uber wealthy. Makes total sense.

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@atrupar If the huge pool of working poor could just all work a little harder, a little longer.

Then all the billionaires could afford 300 foot yachts and not these embarrassing 200 footers.

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@PoliticoForYou Current situation of the iPhone cable is 2015.

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@insidetheNFL @Jaguars Would you be interested in meeting the guy with more 4th qtr comebacks in a season table any other QB? He’s here in Chicago.

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@Acyn Yo, were those #EpsteinFiles at?

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@JonnyRoot_ All of them Jon. Glad I could help.

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@MikeBates @mjfree Coming during infrastructure week

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@atrupar Imaging if any of this was true. It would be pretty remarkable.

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@StephenM The first steam vehicle was invented in France & the first gas powered was invented in Germany.

The Wright brothers trace their lineage to England where their ancestors immigrated to America.

Enrico Fermi was born in Italy & immigrated to America.

Need I go on?

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@StephenM This Frank Sinatra? The one who's a child of immigrants?

https://t.co/2tZIk4W3lW

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@Acyn The key to reducing inflation from 30% to 2% is to start by not having it ever near 30% and then to have only lowered it to 3%. It's also helpful to be really comfortable with make believe numbers and to have a high degree of confidence that your target audience is a cult.

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@StandUpForElonn