Chris Rowley

Music and thoughts

[Chris Rowley @c_rowley]

So I finished college yesturday, and also unicycled while beer bonging for the first time. I feel more accomplished about the unicycle bong.

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@ElleOrlando And a pair of earmuffs.

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@johnnyvliet ‘s dad got his glasses broken while protecting his daughter from an Evanescence mosh pit

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Eric Andre x The psychedelic vice reporter interview. Amazing. https://t.co/ivtCaAO3P3

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MD 20/20 tastes like 2020

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@ElleOrlando Why’s it gotta be a guy? His?

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There was an Instagram live for a Seinfeld account I follow, and they were interviewing the head of the wardrobe department for Seinfeld. She said she brought LD multiple capes and was IN A ROOM WITH LD AS HE CRITIQUED AND CHOSE A CAPE! Only 100 viewers.....

[Chicha Roan @jush_for_fun]

The Lion King (1994)
https://t.co/ceEJyLcul5

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“Well that’s a bizarre Paul revere twist. Them telling everyone The Red Hats are coming, the red hats are coming!” - Colbert

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Kief is like saving the crumbs from all of your cereals and eating the collection after a year. “This kief has a bunch of flavors going on rn.”

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#2bears1cave https://t.co/IH7jOWFtyH

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TimeHop with last year. Covid free. Unaware. Just hanging out. My new lock screen

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

https://t.co/TYmQq95v3O

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“what’s the number one rule of comedy?.. ..... .. ....... ... .. TIMING!”

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5.5, I’d say a 7.1

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If you want to watch Will Ferrell speak Spanish for 90 minutes, this is the film for you

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A dude in my office wants to get his daughter an ant farm for Xmas, but they won’t ship ants cause it’s too cold. So he’s seeing if his parents driving up from Florida can catch him some ants for Xmas

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The second coming of the roaring 20’s is what I’m really looking forward to