Chelsea Schnoke

Happy wife, happy life.

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

Ugh my ovaries 😍😍😍

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Therapist: Listen to your body, honor what it needs.

My body: "Fuck you, feed me carbs and put me back to bed, bitch. We aren't accomplishing anything but sleeping and overthinking today."

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

Home health nursing is going to be the death of me.

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

Baddest mom on the planet @Amanda_Leoa

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

Accurate

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

Talk about a white knuckle drive home

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

Truth

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

10:30am and I already ate my lunch for the day 🙃

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

Ryan and I both agreed we weren’t getting each other anything for Valentine’s Day......... we each got each other something 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

20 degrees outside and I just had to go pee along the side of the turnpike. How’s your Friday going?

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

My hair consists of about 85% dry shampoo

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

I need a mental health day.

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

@Laurennn_Stump 😘😘😘

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

Ashton’s health has me stress eating Oreos

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

Why is it such a chore for people to respond to a text message in 5 days or less 🙄

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

@kodijutsmeda It’s impossible lol

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

Parenting is going great 🙃

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

If this isn’t me 😂🙋🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/XrvqQhoAPz

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

@litaaababy For both me and all his future teachers 😬

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

@litaaababy Send prayers 😂😂

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

@kmoxo18 🙄. Definitely didn’t get that from me

[Chelsea Schnoke @c_schnoke]

@kelseyrianxo Like why is it so funny being in trouble