King Cletus

Have some fun once in a while #NoKissing #RottyGang

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

I wanna make the blueprint for how hip hop in Kelowna sounds. These beats, although only being made recently, make me nostalgic of my past in Kelowna and the times I’ve shared with everyone. #SoundsofTheCity OUT NOW! MORE ON THE WAY!!🤘🏻⛓ #HighClassOutlaw

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

Hey @NHL is it a penalty or is it a dive? How has it ever made sense to call a trip/high stick/hook/inteference penalty and then also say “fuck it he kinda embellished that penalty I was originally gonna call so let’s call a dive on him too” what the fuck are we talkin about?

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

@RealMaxit @X why the fuck is this dumb shit in my notifications? I never asked to see this kinda shit

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

@HawkEmDownChris Todd Helton

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

Batman: “Bring me those cheeks you fuckin Joker!”

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Oops, thought this was chat gpt hahaha

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

Can you please make a picture of shrek playing ping pong with his shirt off?

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

@rittenhouse2a Bro didn’t you kill 2 people hahaha

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@IIHFHockey DROP THE FUCKIN PUCK

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@IIHFHockey the refs should have to stay on the fuckin bench during the intermissions so they have eyes on them cause whatever the fuck they’re huffing in the room is clearly fucking with their vision and decision making Jesus fuckin christ. I’ll have what they’re having

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

@IIHFHockey hoooooly fuck. It’s fuckin incredible. Either wake the fuck up or get someone involved who is awake fuck me what the actual fuck are we even talkin about here

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

@IIHFHockey 1. Tell the refs to drop the fuckin puck. How many times do ya need to kick guys outta the draw? 2. What the actual fuck are these refs looking at? Minor penalty for hitting from behind and then no GI call on Fins 3rd goal? Fuckin what? Nobody’s here to watch the refs

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

@IIHFHockey drop the fuckin puck for fuck sakes hoooooolyyy nobody’s here to watch the refs

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

I need a Chone Figgins jersey so bad

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I’m pretty sure I have autism

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

@CastanetNews It’s a Middle School. I mean it’s written right on the wall of the school in the picture you used fuck haha what the fuck are we doin here? Anyways the fuckin measles got us again eh? Fuck hahaha death, taxes, big titty blondes and measles

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

If you didn’t have glow in the dark stars on your bedroom ceiling as a kid then I can’t trust you

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

Blues/Jets series had it all. Everything you want in playoff hockey. Western conf., hard hitting, big boy, fuck you hockey. Timely goals, timely saves, two teams doing anything to win, took all 7 games. That’s the greatest series we’ve seen in a long time. Fuckin love playoffs 🤘🏻

[King Cletus @c_stephens77]

Blues and Jets was the best series of the first round and I think it’ll be the best series of the entire playoffs. I don’t see another series being that “complete” for the rest of the year. Watching game 1 of Vegas/Edmonton right now and it doesn’t compare to any Blues/Jets game

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Spread your butt cheeks for Jesus

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Black liquorice is such a dad thing. It’s fuckin gross but all dads love it for some reason