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[D’brickshaw Ferguson @Dbrickshaw69420]

Didn’t play good golf today so I’m punishing myself with nosebleeds in my own apartment

[Godel Terminal @GodelTerminal]

Me on my way to create shareholder value

[naiive @naiivememe]

Banker watching me sign a 50-year mortgage house

[♰ @reeceollld]

it’s $4 for a small fry

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

How it feels to work past 4pm now

[Don Cherry @CoachsCornerDC]

Don't forget your poppy!

[j @Jferrie23]

If you guys are worried about players manipulating player props, wait until you hear about politicians and stocks…

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

looks like Batman to me

[Finance Guy @GuyInFinance]

On my way to my white collar finance job where all I do is say “nothing from my end” three times a day

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

if you're feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics tonight remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

[Michelle Rempel Garner @MichelleRempel]

BRING IT HOME! 🟦🌊

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump announces he would sign a ban on Congressional stock trading.

[໊ @nlc1k]

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid

[Satire Squad HQ @SatireSquadHQ]

🇨🇦”For all the seniors turn off the television pick up the phone call a
Young person”

[Luke @Lukapotamus__]

Bryson DeChambeau aura farming on the 15th hole at Augusta

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The largest economy in the world is levying a ~104% tariff on the second largest economy in the world at 12:01 am tonight…

S&P 500 forward P/E is still 18x.

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

the cashier when i press "no tip" after all they did was spin the ipad around and hand me my food

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

i stopped knowing the difference between iphones the day i started paying rent