Christopher Wotten

#21⚾

[Christopher Wotten @c_wotten21]

In my 25 years I have learned a couple things about life.

- Most fights can be resolved with a good meal
- If “I’m sorry” is followed by “but” it’s not an apology

[Christopher Wotten @c_wotten21]

@Kolbie_Glionna *he thinks while waiting for his twitter feed to update*

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It really blows my mind how much self confidence some people have. Warranted or not, shit is impressive!

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@jwebbten @morganeellis Lucky man... texting is for chumps

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If you’re burning your Nike’s now, then when you bought them it better have been due to their strong patriotic messages. #1000dollarbonfire

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@Richiebev_13 My favorite is people burning their 6 pairs of Nike’s that I could never afford

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Anyone else see pictures like this and assume it’s gonna be an acronym and here you are trying to sound out “ma-ba-ma-da-fuq”

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@DawnC55 Always! But mostly don’t because then you have 562 notifications from others in the thread

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@jwebbten @TheOffice This is confusing lol

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Why are Jim’s lips always so dry? @theoffice

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@Kolbie_Glionna Who are they?? And why didn’t you believe that?!?!

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For those of you coming up on graduation 🎓 you are probably nervous about having to adult all day everyday. Well for you, I have a couple tips.
1. “Fight me you pussy” is no longer a valid conflict resolution response
2. “I can’t afford it” are now words to live by.

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@UCPioneers @UticaBaseball1 @Empire8 You see that @brettswag21 ???? Fuckin Flawless!!! FLAW Effin LESS

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Pssst, it's past midnight. You know what that means?

#BlueJays baseball returns TODAY!

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

🔥 Healthy and unhittable. 🔥

@A_Sanch41 keeps bringing the good stuff. https://t.co/8J6Q1SSVRs

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I’m making a workout playlist and it’s just going to be @djkhaled saying “anotha one, anotha one, anotha one”

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@jwebbten Better than buying 1st

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@jwebbten Jays win the east...

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Maybe it’s just me but on your fifth or sixth time through the office Jim seems more and more to be a camera hogging panzy