Carson

Pizza. Puns. Volleyball. UNR '21

[Carson @c_zollars]

#holycannoli

[Carson @c_zollars]

Y’all ever think about how the name Karen will be completely obsolete in the next several generations just because of a meme...?

[Carson @c_zollars]

@h_zollars I don’t??

[hayden @hayzollars]

carson’s main personality trait is hiding blueberries in other people’s food

[Carson @c_zollars]

Proving yet again that Northern California is superior

[Carson @c_zollars]

I was looking at my old retweets and this deserved WAY more attention 😂

[Carson @c_zollars]

Kyle Lowry 2018-2019 highlights

[Carson @c_zollars]

@h_zollars you can’t deny the chemistry

[Carson @c_zollars]

@Alexheaney1234 Should be close to your reading level

[Carson @c_zollars]

@Alexheaney1234 Green eggs & ham

[Carson @c_zollars]

If there’s one lesson to come out of all this madness lately, it’s to not let anyone tell you that you don’t make a difference. Just look at the ONE fucking dude that ate a bat and screwed the entire world.

[Carson @c_zollars]

*everyone liked that*

[Stephen Curry @StephenCurry30]

Just watched @KlayThompson drop 60 in 3 Q’s. I legit was watching it like it was live. For 48 min my soul smiled! That boy good.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

COSMO THE COUGAR FROM THE 3-POINT LINE 🔥

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[Carson @c_zollars]

Bring back the Hunter Pence signs!

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

OFFICIAL ✅

[Hunter Pence @hunterpence]

I have GIANT news... I’m back!

[Barstool Nevada @BarstoolNevada]

Oof, @BarstoolBoise. Maybe you guys should try out a blue court

[Carson @c_zollars]

My fluids professor just hit this kid with the hardest “shhh” of 2019. Like excuse you??? We came to your lecture on a FRIDAY morning and you have the audacity to shoosh us?