Mohd Faraz

CA, Athlete, Islamic Researcher, Geopolitical Enthusiast, Reposts are not endorsements

[Mohd Faraz @ca_farazz]

It's CA Mohd Faraz Mitron. Dream it Do it 🎉😍❤️ #CA_results

[Mohd Faraz @ca_farazz]

Just after praying 4 Rakah Sunnah before Jumuah congregation namaz today, a man came to me and said “Bhai aapne bahot fast namaz Padhi hai”

I replied “Kyun, Meri fast namaz se tumhari jannat ka faisla hona hai kya ?”

[𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 ✦ @Jackoffical09]

Ye bhi chl jayega 😂

[Shridhar V @iimcomic]

When I saw the price of the new iPhone Duo, my hands automatically folded 🙏🏻

[Jum @JesterJum]

A blue whale's anus can stretch up to 3.5 feet.

Making it the 2nd biggest asshole on Earth....right behind people who use their phone on speaker in public spaces.

[Maryam Khalil Ahmad @Spicelette]

How could you people NOT eat mutton and beef?
Ye chicken nihari aur chicken kunnah kiya gunah e azeem hai bhaee, ajeeb!

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Blinkit waale ghar pe aake meri shakal dekh ke naam confirm karte hain ki iss gareeb ne avocado kaise order kar liya aaj

[Amit Behere @_amitbehere]

First in my bloodline to see a phone more expensive than my car.

[khushiless @_wetwaste]

“Bhaiya aap online lete ho?” can’t be my first sentence in the morning

[InGenious 2.0 @Bees_Kut]

iPhone duo is priced at 3 lacs. Samsung is out of the picture, it is now directly competing with the Royal Enfield Himalayan.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

TCS employees looking at their CTC on iPhone Duo's price tag

[Youth Against Silence @YouthofIndia99]

Can anyone tell me what were the achievement of Chattrapati Shivaji Maharaj other than fighting with Mughals and later on signing treaty with Mughals after losing to them ?

[Shubh @Vickster469]

BC mujhe laga Gaza hai ye.

[Mohd Faraz @ca_farazz]

Puri Mirzapur to in bhadwon ne Snapchat par dikha di mujhe

[Mohd Faraz @ca_farazz]

Yes isiliye main no. delete kar deta hun

[MA🔪 @maryaamss_]

Aurat ko block krna kamzor mard ki nishani ha

[Mitochondria @ifwmilkcake]

ab toh didnt knew wali bhi chlegi

[Mohd Faraz @ca_farazz]

Urdu is such a beautiful language agar Lucknow waale bolein to >>>>>>>

[Mariam @MariamHansi]

Urdu is such a beautiful language agar Lahore walay na bolain tou

[Oatsie @azificareee]

Maulana Tariq Zamil

[Mohd Faraz @ca_farazz]

Listen to Mufti Tariq Masood talking about women & you can never guess he is actually talking about HUMANS "Aisi aurten aa rahi hain market mein"
The man is so so sick & its disturbing to think how many followers he has
These people are reason why women are not treated right here

[Mohd Faraz @ca_farazz]

The other side of Maharashtra ✨✨

Drove 400+ kms in the last 24 hours #travelling #maharashtra #nature

[Shrija @plot_twistttt]

If you want to live peacefully in India

- Avoid roadrages

- Avoid teaching civic sense to strangers on road

- Avoid public transport

- Avoid discussing politics in public place

- Say sorry with folded hand and move on

People have became impatient and violent specially here.
This is the new epidemic which no one is talking about