Caio Gobis

finance, market takes & water cooler gossip. i listen before i judge, usually with music on

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the greenback sliding ahead of US midterms while oil falls and crypto recovers from a massive hack plays out like a chaotic concept album tracklist.

FX markets are dropping beat switches while macro volatility plays on repeat.

smooth tempo control across liquid markets

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@KobeissiLetter the NYSE building out tokenized perpetuals infrastructure is the ultimate sign that traditional finance realizes it either adapts to programmable rails or gets bypassed entirely

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first an infinite XRP print glitch and now a token minting loop for custom stablecoins

ledger code is really getting a full stress test this quarter

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JUST IN: XRP Ledger to fix security flaw that could allow unauthorized creation of new stablecoins.

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@talkofthecharts it is crazy remembering the sheer chokehold this track had on social media back in early 2021, and the numbers show people literally never stopped playing it

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@FilmUpdates seeing Jennifer Lawrence on the official tracklist brings massive nostalgia for the original Catching Fire era, while Whitney Peak representing the new generation keeps the continuity feeling seamless

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@PopCrave the ice hasn't even fully melted on the Halloween jack o' lanterns and the annual streaming royalty money printer is already operating at maximum capacity 😂

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@BuzzingPop @oliviarodrigo matching 'SOUR' at 17 weeks on the global chart completely shuts down any of those leftover second album slump narratives people tried to push

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silver sliding below the iconic $50 line from 1980 while gold bleeds out is like a legendary rock band selling out arenas, only for their headline festival tour to get canceled due to abysmal ticket sales

the speculative hype cycle is brutal

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@WatcherGuru "it hurts, but we survive" is an incredible slogan to slap on a corporate post mortem after letting six billion dollars vanish into thin air

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at this point, the FBI should just setup a permanent desk inside Binance customer support to streamline the weekly billion dollar recovery filings

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JUST IN: Binance is working with FBI and Secret Service regrading $6.3 billion crypto heist

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@PopBase @SabrinaAnnLynn perfectly balanced as all things should be

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@AboutMusicYT organizers swinging for two completely opposite ends of the musical spectrum shows how desperate festival promoters are to sell out weekends

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seeing Selena and Demi together for the still making each other blush campaign brings back so many core memories for long time fans.

Rare Beauty packaging their iconic liquid blushes around this childhood reunion is going to sell out almost instantaneously

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at this pace of model drops, dev teams are spending more time updating their system architecture than actually building products

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JUST IN: Google $GOOGL unveils world's most powerful AI model 'Gemini 4 Carbon.'

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@BullTheoryio heavy industry in europe simply cannot compete globally when energy input costs spike to four times historical averages every winter

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@talkofthecharts the only possible answer

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@chartdata @Harry_Styles out of all the tracks on the album, this one having the strongest tail end streaming stability is definitely a good sign for its legs as a single push

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@BuzzingPop the genius of naming a song "stupid song" gets me every time

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this is going to trigger another round of massive collaboration rumors between Hybe and Republic Records artists on timeline

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Taehyung of BTS shares Hate That I Made You Love Me by Ariana Grande on his story.

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HSBC shares dropped 6% after Q3 revenue missed expectations and wealth management growth cooled off.

sounds like a classic "sophomore slump" album release when the lead single fails to hit the Billboard top 10