The Sheriff of Mars (tm)

Laugh or Cry, world keeps on spinning

[The Sheriff of Mars (tm) @CA_Sprinkles]

@elonmusk You’re comparing apples and oranges. Those things generate energy. Yours consumes it. You need to solve that problem

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@BradyYourTutor_ Proving once again that the fear of the Lord is the beginning of all wisdom.

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@jpodhoretz @ToryAnarchist @carney @EncounterBooks Directionally (he said 10 not 5), do you think he was more correct than you—who was last heard berating people for not wearing masks and claiming that if you could wear one (since you were obese and couldn’t breathe properly) then the rest of America should also shut up?

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@KTLA

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#skol

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW. Jaw-dropping footage captures America's C-RAM system firing back at reported drone and missile fire near the US embassy complex in Baghdad, Iraq

The sound is freaking insane 🤯🇺🇸

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@Amelia558rs Eleanor

https://t.co/jfJA1vxY2e

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@Acts17David Where is Sir White Meat?

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Trump:

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Turns out that was a mistake on Iran’s part

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@elonmusk Keep your heart surely fixed where true joy can be found, in Jesus Christ our Lord, brother.

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@elonmusk Romans 1

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Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys, and where thieves do not break in or steal; for where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

The richest man on Earth has
- no castle / palace
- no harem
- no herd of cattle
- no private army
- no kingdom
- can’t even wage war
- gets half his fortune taken by ex-wife

Why even live ?

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@elonmusk https://t.co/e407BLm67H

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Furthermore, since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, He gave them up to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed, and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant, and boastful. They invent new forms of evil; they disobey their parents. They are senseless, faithless, heartless, merciless.
Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things are worthy of death, they not only continue to do these things, but also approve of those who practice them.

[The Sheriff of Mars (tm) @CA_Sprinkles]

Furthermore, since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, He gave them up to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed, and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant, and boastful. They invent new forms of evil; they disobey their parents. They are senseless, faithless, heartless, merciless.
Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things are worthy of death, they not only continue to do these things, but also approve of those who practice them.

[The Sheriff of Mars (tm) @CA_Sprinkles]

The most salient fact of modern life is nearly 50% of adults are illiterate in most major metros. The most amusing fact of modern life is that 50% includes people who have achieved a level of nominal esteem you could not imagine.

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

The word "God" does not appear in the Constitution.

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@elonmusk You must leave room for the wrath of God.

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@ggreenwald Imagine the depravity of people who don’t even feign at being constrained by the moral law of God

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Brother, when we make a mistake, we don’t close the book, we just turn the page.

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@Nero Have a hart, man

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@buperac Fun Fact: China’s gdp per capita is significantly closer to Congo Brazzaville’s than it is the US’s. The alternative summary of this film could be silly chi-coms get bled dry and scammed by purportedly simple Congolese.