Cat

who is hunky dory

[Cat @caaaat999]

At the very least, I get to take my jeans off at the end of the day

[Cat @caaaat999]

@missmarlss Bush!!!!!

[Cat @caaaat999]

I’m with Bette Porter!!!

[Cat @caaaat999]

Trying to convince my girlfriend that lots of smart people have dads

[Cat @caaaat999]

@agent247ofchaos Southern white woman first, gay second

[Cat @caaaat999]

Being gay in rural America

[Cat @caaaat999]

Can’t tell if your stray cat is a boy or a girl? Just get it behind the wheel!

[Cat @caaaat999]

got drunk last night & told my girlfriend she should pursue hip hop

[Cat @caaaat999]

It’s making me look so bad

[Cat @caaaat999]

My discover weekly is so consistently ass

[Cat @caaaat999]

@agent247ofchaos Michael bubble’s son had cancer

[Cat @caaaat999]

A monastery is essentially just a frat no?

[Cat @caaaat999]

I want to blend my girlfriend up and make her into a key lime pie crust

[Cat @caaaat999]

Why don’t gay men put cases on their phones

[Cat @caaaat999]

@agent247ofchaos Wait put me on

[Cat @caaaat999]

I wish I could baby trap my girlfriend

[Cat @caaaat999]

Long live (Taylor’s version) is so important to me

[Cat @caaaat999]

Everyone say happy birthday to @reagsypoo

[Cat @caaaat999]

@raisinbran80085 people behave the same way to adults who are autistic/have learning disabilities and it’s always been so weird and uncomfortable to me