Caroline

[Alex Byers @byersalex]

“And which great efficiency expert will lead this important new effort to streamline?”

“Actually there will be two people in charge”

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

Sophia Smith did not have one impressive game..or even play this tournament for someone hyped to be one of the best in the game #USWNT

[Jamil Jan Kochai @JamilJanKochai]

When you read the headline "American soldier abducts baby from Afghan family", you can't actually imagine how much worse the whole story gets. Joshua Mast is actively refusing to return an Afghan baby to her loving family who desperately want her back. https://t.co/g0yC79AsxG

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

@JordanBillings1 @S_Marksthespot5 That’s what I got

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

@S_Marksthespot5 Go ravens

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

@S_Marksthespot5 11 years and some things never change

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

At work yesterday a nurse on the phone with me told the people around her she was speaking to “the pharmacist with the husky voice” and I have not stopped thinking about that.

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

@S_Marksthespot5 Yupp.

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

Wasn’t prepared for this emotional journey.

[WJZ | CBS Baltimore @wjz]

** IT ONLY TAKES 2 SECONDS TO SHARE ** | Baltimore Police are searching for a missing 26-year-old woman. Tara Payne was last seen on March 23 at around 1:30 a.m. in the 2800 block of O'Donnell Street. https://t.co/8t8JA5OtAG

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

This aged well.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If @realDonaldTrump were to lose (he won’t) his supporters will go to work tomorrow just as we do everyday. When Biden loses, his “supporters” will likely loot and riot. Tells you everything you need to know! #Trump2020

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

Twitter friends, does anyone have any recommendations on solid affordable laptops? My 2012 Mac is dying but I’m ~broke~

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

#mutehismic

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

Proposal to mute Trump’s mic while Biden answers so he can actually speak?

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

If I can ask you to read anything today, please read this very important (and utterly devastating) essay by @emrata.

https://t.co/1WlLIKgYT0

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

The tweet of the decade.

[Caroline @caaarolineeee]

@homemadewitch September 2020 will bring me some wine 🍷